Tuesday 30 April 2013

Friendship sms collection

If luck is a raindrop,

I will send you a shower.

If hope is a minute,

I will send you an hour.

If happiness is a leaf,

I will give you a tree.

If you need a friend,

You already have me.
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As long as we have memories,

Yesterday remains…

As long as we have hope,

Tomorrow awaits…

As long as we have Friendship,

Each day is never a waste…
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Not every bird can dance,

But Peacock did that…

Not every flower can represent love,

But Rose did that…

Not every Friend can reach upto Heart,

But you did that…
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Friendship is a network that needs:

No recharge!

No roaming!

No validity!

No activation!

No signal problems!

Just don’t switch off your Heart.!
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A moment of joy spent

Under a willow,

The tear of eye that

Wets your pillow,

Sometimes pain

And

Sometimes pleasure

When given by Friends,

Both are treasure !
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A friend is sweet when its new….

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But you know what?

Its sweetest when its you…


Memories of our friendship

A daily thought…

A silent tear…

A Constant wish that you are near…

Words are few but thoughts are deep…

Memories of our friendship I will always keep!!


Sharp is your memory

Sharp is your memory,

Sweet is your name,

Deep in my heart you will always remain.

Earth wants water,

Flower wants dew,

I want nothing but a smile from you.


Banta cam out of Exam hall

Banta  cam out of Exam hall very sad.

Santa asked ,”Why?”

He said, “Oye, I don't know past tense of “THINK”. I Thought and Thought and finally I wrote Thunk!”


Nenjil sogangal irunthalum

Nenjil sogangal irunthalum…

Kannil kanavugal irunthalum…

Vaalvil varuthangal irunthalum…

Endrum

En Ninaivil Irupai!

Anbudan!


Best line in Life

Best line in Life…

Hundred bad words does not give pain…!

But a dearest person’s silence makes more tears in heart…!

Don't be silent to loveable!


Nee sumakindra nambikkai

“Nee sumakindra nambikkai nee keele vilumbothu unnai sumakum”

A.P.J.Abdul Kalam.


A Single word spoken at the time of anger

A Single word spoken at the time of anger is more poisonous, which makes us forget the hundred loveable conversation within a minute…


Sema Mokka

Sema Mokka:

Oru Arakkan Oru Araakeyoda Kovilukku ponan.

But Kovil doora open panna mudila.

Why?

Because…

Ara-Key-yoda thane ponan… Mulu  Keyoda pogala…


Future is not what we discover tomorrow

Future is not what we discover tomorrow…

But it is the result of what we do today.

So do the best in present and the future will be the best!


Roadla oru ponna partha “PORUKI” nu solranga

Roadla oru ponna partha “PORUKI” nu solranga…

But…

Veetla poi ponna partha “MAPLA” nu solranga…

What a crazy society!


Unaku oru matter theriyuma?

Unaku oru matter theriyuma?

Konjam varuthamathan irukkum.

Manasai thethikka.

“Punnakku vilai yera pogutham”.

Inimel Sappattukku enna pannapora?


World is a Theater

World is a Theater!

Our Life is a movie…

God is the director,

Nature is the producer,

You are the Hero!

So perform well and Enjoy the life!


LKG Terrors

LKG Terrors:

Boy1: Hida machan.. Evening namma pasangala koopittukittu school gate kitta nillu. Oru mukkiyamana velai irukku.

Boy2: Enna matter da?

Boy1: PreKG padikira en figurea oruthan davudaran. Avana podanum.

Boy2: Pasangalukku Lalipop vaangi tha maamu. Mattera asaulta panniduvanga.


Be grateful that you don't have anything

Be grateful that you don't have anything…

That means

Still you have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.


Viral pidithu kootti selvai endru

Viral pidithu kootti selvai endru nambithan unnudan vanthen.

Vilagi selvai endru therinthirunthal

Vittirupen andre…

Un virali alla…

En Uyirai..


Short but very deep thought

Short but very deep thought:

Do you want happiness in life?

“Never be beggars of love,

Always be givers of love”.


I love you

I need you…

I love you…

I can’t go anywhere

without you…

.Oh My Lovely..

Shoes!

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(___,_) (_,___)


How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.


Dear O Dear!

Dear O Dear!

You are not near!

But I can hear..

Don't get fear!

Your memories are here..

Live with cheer!

No mere tear

And You are mine forever!


Sweet three words to YOU



I want you…

To be with me in a nice Restaurant

To have candle Light Dinner….

And to say say those sweet three words to YOU….

“Pay The Bill”


Monday 29 April 2013

Your love makes my days Happy

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary



That word is love

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.

That word is love.


Live your life from your heart

Live your life from your heart.

Share your heart and your story will touch

And

Heal people’s soul


How will you know

How will you know

If you have made the right decision?

It’s when you picked the harder choice

Yet

Your heart is at peace…


What will you advise

Banta: What will you advise your children about marriage?

Santa: I will never marry in my life. I will give same advice to my children.


NOBODY wants you

NOBODY wants you,

NOBODY Loves you,

NOBODY misses you,

NOBODY needs you,

NOBODY cares about U

NOBODY makes you happy,

Don t cry my name is NOBODY …Read it Now !


Be soft and cool like water

Be soft and cool like water…

So you can adjust anywhere in life.

Be hard and attractive like diamond…

So no one can play with ur emotions.


Friendship is big like “Universe”

Friendship is big like “Universe”

Deep like ” Ocean”

High like “Sky”

Strong like “Iron”

Kind like “Mother”

Cute like “Me”

Sweet like “You”…


Heart Melting Story

Heart Melting Story:

A woman , admitted in a hospital for suffering from brain tumor.

She was in her last min of life.

Her husband, relations, all were arround her.

And within a few hours she died.

Her husband became ill since he cried whole day.

He returned home the next day only.

When he opened his wife’s cup board, he found some tablets kept in a letter in which was written,

“Take these tablets dear. I know you catch cold easily after crying.”


Pirinthu irunthalaum

Pirinthu irunthalaum…

Maranthu irupom…

Pirivugalai mattum…

Ninaivugalai alla…


Aadi asathal Offer

Aadi asathal Offer:

My heart for sale ,

100 percent dicount…

Please inform to your…

“Girl Friends”…

**Conditions apply**

Mokka figures not allowed.


Kangal kalanginal thudaipathu

Kangal kalanginal thudaipathu “Kerchief”…

Idhayam Kalanginal thudaipathu “Friendship”…


Stay close to your lovely person

Stay close to your lovely person

Till your presence don't hurt them.

Stay back silently away from them

Once your presence irritates them..


Un sirippukku pinnal ulla Sogathaiyum..

Un Kobathirkku pinnal ulla Anbaiyum…

Unarbavargale Unamaiyana nanbargal…


Noolagathil ulla Puthagathai pola

Kavithai:

Noolagathil ulla Puthagathai pola amaithiyai iru…

Apothuthan Unnai patri therinthu golla matravagal virumbuvargal…


Three Golden rules from Vivekananda

Three Golden rules from Vivekananda:

“Who is helping you, don't forget them”,

“Who is loving you, don't hate them”

“Who is hoping you, don't cheat them”


Vairamuthu Kavithai

Vairamuthu Kavithai:

Theruvil Kidakkum kaagithamaga yaraiyum ninaikathe…

Naalai athu pattamaga paranthal nee kooda satru nimirnthu parpai…


Short sentence but rich in meaning

Short sentence but rich  in meaning:

“Be willing to accept a temporary  pain for a permanent happiness..”


Pirar muthugukku pinnal

” Pirar muthugukku pinnal seiya vendiya  kariyam,
Thatti kodupathu mattumthan”
-Vivekananda.


Friends are of two types

Friends are of two types:

One says”If you ever need anything, Iwill be there”

Other says ” You will never need anything as long as I am there”.


Hold up your head

“Hold up your head!

You were not made for failure,

You were made for Victory.

Go forward with a joyful confidence”.

-George Eliot.


Sunday 28 April 2013

Learn from yesterday

Learn from yesterday…

Live for today…

Hope for tomorrow.

The important thing is…

Not to stop questioning.


Mistakes hurt when they happen

Mistakes hurt when they happen,

But years later,

A collection of mistakes

Called experience…

Leads us to success…


A smile is a way of writing your thoughts

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face…

Telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated.

So here is a big smile just for you.


In this world people will always throw stones

In this world people will always throw stones in the path on your success…

It depends on you…

What you make from them…

A wall

Or

A bridge ?


Science has proved that Sugar melts in water

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water…

So please don’t walk in rain…

Otherwise I will loose such a SWEET friend like you.


The secret of health for both mind and body

The secret of health for both mind and body is

Not to mourn for the past…

Not to worry about the future…

Not to anticipate troubles…

But to live in the present

moment wisely and earnestly.


My eyes detected

My eyes detected…

My heart reacted…

Thousands were rejected…

But only you were selected…

To be my GOOD Friend… Forever…


Lifts up ur spirits

SMILE:

Sets u free…

Makes u special…

Increases ur face value…

Lifts up ur spirits…

Erases all ur tensions…

So  please keep smiling.


A Painful message by a true broken love

A Painful message by a true broken love:

“Pain is the only thing

That tells me

That I am still Alive”…


Remembrance is the best compliment than love

Remembrance is the best compliment than love .

I never expect tons of love from you…

But just a milligram of remembrance…

I remember you… Do you?


Doctor’s prescription for you

Doctor’s prescription for you.

A cute little smile for breakfast.

More laughs for lunch.

Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee?

An sms when you are free.


When the night comes

When the night comes,

Look at the sky.

If you see a falling star,

Don’t wonder why, just make a wish.

Trust  me,

It will come true,

Because I did it and I found you


God made men and then rested

God made men and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested…


Moon said to me

Moon said to me…
If ur friend is not messaging you…
Why dont you leave your friend?
I looked at moon
And said
Does ur sky ever leave you when u dont shine?


Three ways to break a mirror

Three ways to break a mirror:
Throw a stone
Drop it down
Just look at mirror and smile.


Cell phone causes radiation

Cell phone causes radiation
And it Results in Brain damage !
But you are safe…
It only affects…
People with brains !
How lucky you are ,
No Brain No Pain…


Life is like a mirror

Life is like a mirror.

If you frown at it,

It frowns back.

If you smile at it,

It returns the greeting.


A Blind Man once asked a Wise man

A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:

“Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?”

The Wise Man replied:

“Yes.. losing your ‘VISION’”


You must have long range goals

You must have long range goals
To keep you from being frustrated by short range failures.


Never search your happiness

Never search your happiness in others which will make you feel alone,

But search it in yourself u will feel happy

Even if u are left alone….


Saturday 27 April 2013

Knowing a friend

Knowing a friend like u have made me happy in a million ways

And if ever I have to let you go?

I would find a million reasons to make you stay…


A friend is sweet when its new

A friend is sweet when its new….

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But you know what?

Its sweetest when its you…


I miss u in every beats of my heart

I miss u in every beats of my heart,

In every blink of my eyes,

In every second of time and in every moments of the day.


I hide my tears

I hide my tears when I say your name,

But the pain in my heart is still the same.

Though I smile and seem carefree,

There is no one who misses you more than me!!


If you are Depressed, Confused or Hurt

If you are Depressed, Confused or Hurt…

Don’t worry…

Go in front of the mirror…

You will find the best person who will solve your problem…

Always Trust Yourself!


I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”!!!


Rules of Life

Rules of Life:

Assume Nothing,

Expect Little,

Do More,

Demand Less,

Smile Often,

Dream Big,

Laugh a Lot,

Pray Always,

Cry Once for missing me everyday.



A moment of joy spent

A moment of joy spent

Under a willow,

The tear of eye that

Wets your pillow,

Sometimes pain

And

Sometimes pleasure

When given by Friends,

Both are treasure !


Friendship is a network that needs

Friendship is a network that needs:

No recharge!

No roaming!

No validity!

No activation!

No signal problems!

Just don’t switch off your Heart.!


Not every bird can dance

Not every bird can dance,

But Peacock did that…

Not every flower can represent love,

But Rose did that…

Not every Friend can reach up to Heart,

But you did that…


As long as we have Friendship

As long as we have memories,

Yesterday remains…

As long as we have hope,

Tomorrow awaits…

As long as we have Friendship,

Each day is never a waste…


If luck is a raindrop

If luck is a raindrop,
I will send you a shower.
If hope is a minute,
I will send you an hour.
If happiness is a leaf,
I will give you a tree.
If you need a friend,
You already have me.


A lot of trouble in the world

Fact:

A lot of trouble in the world,

would disappear if people learn to talk “To” one another,

instead of talking “About” one another!


We’ll always be Good Friends

1 Advice- Don’t change,

1 request- take care,

1 wish- Don’t forget me,

1 Lie- I hate U,

1 truth- I Miss U,

1 hope- We’ll always be Good Friends.


Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Love risks degenerating into obsession,

Friendship is never anything but sharing.


Who will marry us?

Girl Friend: Now, It is time t, We should marry.

Boy Friends: Thats ok, But Who will marry us?


Can u do me a favor

Hey…

Can u do me a favor,

Take a picture of yourself and send me it,

I’m playing cards

and

I’m missing the joker!!


We will now upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain…

Please wait…

Searching…

Searching…

Still searching…….

Sorry, no brain found !!!


Miss you

I always know that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,

But I never know that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.

Miss you…


The worst way to miss someone

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.


Friday 26 April 2013

Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship

But…

Friendship is not possible after love

Because…

Medicines work before death

Later nothing can be cured….!!!


Between a hundred yesterdays and a hundred tomorrows

Between a hundred yesterdays and a hundred tomorrows,

There is only one today

I would not let this pass

Without saying thanks for being such a lovely friend…

Good Morning!


When you love someone

When you love someone,

It’s something.

When someone loves you,

It’s another thing.

When you love the person who loves you back,

It’s everything.


True love is not about being with someone you trust

True love is not about being with someone you trust.

It’s about being with someone who is capable of breaking your heart but trusting them not to.


Why did God make women so beautiful?

Santa to a Wise man: Why did God make women so beautiful?

Wise Man: So that you will love them.

Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

Wise Man: So that they will love you.


Save a space for special ones in your heart!

Save a space for special ones in your heart!

Not in your mind!

The Mind easily forgets,

But the heart always remembers…


FRIEND in different languages

FRIEND in different languages…

Iranian – DOST

German – FREUND

Hebrew – CHAVER

French – AMI

Pinoy – KAIBIGAN

Dutch – VREND

Mexican – AMIGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”


A Love Letter from Biscuit Maker

A Love Letter from Biscuit Maker:

Dear Marie,

Today is Good Day,

You are Anmol for me…

But You have Crackjacked my Heart,

Because I have a Little Heart,

Now I m in 50/50 position…


Happiness is not something you look for…

Its something which u create…

Either be happy…

Or …

Create the reason to be one…


Why does the Sun Set and Rise every day?

Why does the Sun Set and Rise every day?

.

.

.

.

Think…

So that I can wish Good Morning
and
Good evening to you…


Kaadhal enbathai yar vendumanalum

Kaadhal enbathai yar vendumanalum

Karpanai seiya mudiyum…

Aanal…

Athan valiyai kadhalithavan matume unara mudiyum…

By

“Valiyai unaratha oruvan”.


Romba kastama irukku Doctor

Patient: Romba kastama irukku Doctor…

Doctor: Ethukkupa?

Patient: Ivvalavu alagaana nurse’a sister’nu koopidarathukkuthan…


Surrf excel, Rin, Tide

Surrf excel, Rin, Tide…

Ipadi ethu potalum pogatha ore karai…

Naan unga mela vachurukka akarai…

No, No… Alakkoodathu….


Kovilla Jothi nalla theriyutha paru

Father: Kovilla Jothi nalla theriyutha paru…

Son: Illaipa…Ava thangachi Devi than theriyura…

Appa:….!!???


Superb Lines from a person who is lonely

Superb Lines from a person who is lonely:

“I’m not alone..

Because

Loneliness is always there with me”…


Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness

“Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness

and

it is easily attained when you have no expectations”…


Full stop is not the End.

Full stop is not the End.

Because we can write a new sentence after it.

Same in Life!

Failure is not the Real End.

It can be the real beginning of Success.


In a place called dark city

In a place called dark city…

there was a Library.

In that Library there were only two books…

In that second book there was only one page…

In that page there were two columns.

One column had the painted images of dark African elephants.

The other column had printed images of white fluffy Cats.

What does this imply???

?

?

?

?

?

Yaanaikku oru column vantha Poonaikkum oru column varum…


No one will manufacture a lock without a key

“No one will manufacture a lock without a key.

God wont give problems without Solutions.

So, go fearless and face it!”


If ten people care for you

If ten people care for you,

One of them is me.

If one person cares for u

That would be me again.

If no one cares for u that means I’m not in this world.


Thursday 25 April 2013

Distance starts

Very true Lines:

“Distance starts…

when words are unspoken”


Be talent in front of everyone

Be talent in front of everyone

But always be fool in front of your dears

That's always something Special


My message is just like rain

My message is just like rain…

One day it will increase…

One day it will decrease…

May be one DAT it will disappear…

But never dies, anytime it may comeback…


In a cool cool morning

In a cool cool morning…

A Hot Coffee for U…

There is no Cup &coffee,

Your cell is cup & my SMS is coffee have it.

WISH U a Cool morning!


If We Don’t Give Water To Cow

Teacher : If We Don’t Give Water To Cow, Then What Happen…

Student : Then We Will Get Milk Powder…!!!


You must marry Santa after my death

Banta to Wife: You must marry Santa after my death.

Wife: But why? He is your number one enemy.

Banta: This is the only way to take revenge from Santa.


I wanna hold you close

I wanna hold you close

Under the rain…

I wanna kiss your smile

And feel the pain…

I know what’s beautiful looking at you

In a world of lies you are the truth…


Hard words cant touch any soft heart

Hard words cant touch any soft heart!

But…

Soft words can touch any hard heart!

So speak in a soft way…

Always keep smile…


It’s true that we don’t know

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,

but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.


Dream what you want to dream

Dream what you want to dream…

Go where you want to go…

Be what you want to be…

Because you have

Only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.


Affection is a medicine

” Affection is a medicine for any kind of wound,

But…

There is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by affection.”

-Shakespeare


Butterflies are around the flowers

The sun had rose from the east…
Birds r singing happily…
Butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say good morning to u..


Teacher is a Hot water

Teacher is a Hot water,
Parent is a Mineral Water,
Enemy is a Salt Water,
Lover is a Ice water,
But Friendship is a BEER BOTTLE…
Chumma Ponguvomla….!!


Don't give chance for lovable one to go away

Terrible Lines:
“Don't feel for who going away from you”
But keep this in mind
“Don't give chance for lovable one to go away from you”…


Tie this in your hand

Tie this in your hand:
==OfriendO==
I am the first friend of you to tie the FRIENDSHIP BAND…


Todays Kadi

Todays Kadi:

“Tea” kum “Coffee” kum  tnna difference…?

Tea la oru “E” irukkum…

Coffee la rendu “EE” irukkum…

So parthu kudinga…


Be Happy and Make others Happy

Nee Sirithu par,
Un mugam unakku pidikkum…
Matravargalai Sirrikka vaithu par,
Un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum.
“Be Happy and Make others Happy”…


Real lines

Real lines:
Iraivan yaraiyum avargal sakthikku mel sothippathu illai…
Unakku varum Sothani ellam un Sakthikku utpattathe…
So face all your problems….


Life can be happier

Life can be happier and stress less if we remember one simple thought:
“We cant have all that we desire,
But God will give us all that we deserve”


Fantastic quote about life

Fantastic quote about life:
Everything is Pre written…
Nothing can be Rewritten!
So live the best and leave the rest!


Wednesday 24 April 2013

Mugam parthu vandha natpu

Mugam parthu vandha natpu
Mudinthu vidum…
Panam parthu vantha natpu
Parandhu vidum…
Ullam parthu vandha un natpu
Uyir ponalum thodarum….


With these PAINS one can surely win

“PAINS”
Positive
Approach
In
Negative
Situation.
With these PAINS one can surely win and gain in this life…


Love is like a Chewing gum

Love is like a Chewing gum,
It tastes only in beginning!
But…
Friendship is like Chocolate
It tastes till it ends!


Make a friend its a gift!

Make a friend its a gift!
Have a friend its grace!
Keep a friend its virtue!
But…
Be a good friend its a honor!


An Excellent saying

An Excellent saying:
“The dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which doesn't let you sleep”
Good morning!


Miss you sms

In School..
They taught me that
1 hour = 60 Mins
1 Min = 60 Secs
But…
They never told me that
1 sec without You = 100 Years..
Miss you..


If you open my heart

If you open my heart…
Guess what you are gonna see?
It’s you.
If you open my heart…
Guess what you are gonna see?
It’s you.
True friends are hard to find…
So I kept you.
So I kept you.


Real friendship is most notable

Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble.
Times of prosperity are full of “friends”.


Golden words

Golden words:

Un vedhanai palarai sirikka vaikalam…

Aanal…

Un sirippu oruvaraikooda vedhanaipaduthakoodathu…

- Mr. Charlie Chaplin


Success stands in two steps

Success stands in two steps:

1. Stop thinking in terms of limitations.

2. Start thinking in terms of possibilities.


I love all the stars in the sky

I love all the stars in the sky…

but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!


Morning greetings

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning,

it has a silent message saying: I remember you

when I wake up! Have a nice day!


Beauty doesn’t make love

Beauty doesn’t make love
but
love makes Beauty!!!
Break everything
But
Never Break the Heart!!
Heart is the Muisic
PLAY it
“BUt”
never play WITh it!


Don’t love the love

Don’t love the love…

Unless the love loves you!

If the love loves you,

Love the love in such a way that it doesn’t love anybody else!


GOOD MORNING sms

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you..

and to make ur day a PLEASANT one.

GOOD MORNING


Days are to busy

Days are to busy…

Hours are too few…

Seconds are too fast…

But…

There is always time for me to say hello to someone like you.


If care is wave

If care is wave i give u sea .
If respect is a leaf I give u tree .
If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy ,
If friendship is life I give u myself.


Missing you

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T _ V W X Y Z.
Do you think “U” missing?
No…!
I put “U” safely in my HEART.


Excellent definition about Friendship

Excellent definition about Friendship:
“A Friend is a gift given to you by your character”.


Kannukku theriyum manitharaiye

” Kannukku theriyum manitharaiye nesikka mudiya vittal….
Kannukku theriyatha kadavulai epadi Nesikka mudiyum?”
-Mother Therasa.


Happy May Day

I wish all People living in World,

Happy May Day

On this May Day Lets Unite

Happy May Day


Everyone is good to you

Everyone is good to you, till you expect nothing from them…!

And you are too good to them only till you fulfill their expectations…!


Nee oru kulandhai

“Nee oru kulandhai”
Tell this sentence in one word…
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Ans: “kid”ney…
Hey hey…Stop clapping I dont like publicity…….


No special reason for this message

No special reason for this message….

Just want to steal a single moment of your BUSY LIFE

to make Think of ME…

when you see this…


Sir Enakku nalla ponna parunga

Man: Sir Enakku nalla ponna parunga..

Broker: Eppadipata ponnu venum…?

Man: Adakkamana ponna venum…

Broker: Appa va sudukaattukku povom..

Man:…?!!


Doctors after operation

Doctors after operation
and
students after the exam
both tell the same answer….

Evvalavo try panninom irunthalum mudiyala…..


The optimist proclaims

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible words;

the pessimist fears this is true….


Nee velichathil sendral

Nee velichathil sendral ulagame unnai pinthodarum…

Aanal…

Nee irutil sendral un nizhal kooda unnai pin thodarathu…


Six roses for you

Six roses for you….
One for health…
One for wealth…
One for friendship…
One for hapiness…
And the last two just to keep in your Ears like this
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ha..ha…


Vasikka therintha viralgalukkuthan

Vasikka therintha viralgalukkuthan theriyum…

“Veenaiyin” arumai…

Nesika therintha idhayathukuthan theriyum

“Kathalin” arumai…


Three tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought three movie tickets.

Wife: Why three tickets?

Husband: For you and your parents.


Tuesday 23 April 2013

To have good relations with all

To have good relations with all,
we should keep our nature like a theater screen….
It accepts all characters but remain peacefully white….


Kadavulidam kettu kodukatha varam

Kadavulidam kettu kodukatha varam niraya…
Aanal…
Naan ketkamalae Kadavul enaku kodutha va(i)ram “UN” NATPU…


Friends Means

Friends Means
Field of Love…
Root of Joy…
Island of God…
End of sorrows…
Name of Hope…
Door of Understanding…


Thasaigal thalaralam

“Thasaigal thalaralam…
Thannambikkai thalarakoodathu…”
-Annai thheresa.


Victory words

Victory words:
“Youths are not useless…
they are used less..”
-Swami Vivekananda


Vidamal pesubavan

Vidamal pesubavan “KADHALAN”..
Vittukkodukamal Pesubavan “THOZHAN”..


Fact of Life

Fact of Life:
Whenever we find the key to success,
Some Idiot changes the lock…
So forget the key,
Learn to break the doors…
Keep rocking!


Unnai Yaralum thorkadikka

“Unnai Yaralum thorkadikka mudiyathu…
Un nambikkaiyil nee thorkum varai..”


If you get less messages

If you get less messages from me…
Never think that I don't care for you….
But I am searching for a message
for a best friend Like you…


En viral thoda mudiyatha thoorathil

En viral thoda mudiyatha thoorathil nee irunthalum …!

Un viral thodum varaiyavathu en SMS irukkum…!


Unmaiyana unarvugal irunthal

Unmaiyana unarvugal irunthal varthaigal thevai illai…
Nan ninaivugal kooda pesum!


Friendship is like a Clap

Friendship is like a Clap it makes sound when we clap it with two hands…..

and

Friendship is strong when two persons can understand each other,

and

that two persons are you and me…

Thanks for being my friend…


Viyaravai thuligalum , Kanneer thuligalum

Viyaravai thuligalum , Kanneer thuligalum
Uppaga irukkalam…
Aanal..
Avaithan Vaalkaiyai
Inippaga” maatrum…


If you truly believe in yourself

If you truly believe in yourself,
the dreams will become reality,
and failure will be no more.


Tholvikku irande karanangal

Tholvikku irande karanangal:

1. Yosikkamal seivathu..

2. Yosithum seiyamal irupathu…

So think and do it…


MENTALITY & REALITY!

Affection will show the human MENTALITY!

But…

The situation will show the human REALITY!


Maranathai nokki nagarum

Maranathai nokki nagarum vaalakiyil…

Nammai vaala solli varpuruthuvathu …

Kadhalum Natpumthan…

Kadhalai Nesi… Natpai suvasi…


Special Friend

We never know …
Why we like some people more than others…
Why we like some people without reason…
Why we feel happy about meeting and spending time with them…
But happiness is all about having such people around which create such a feeling and one of them is just reading this…


Azha vaipathu aval endru therinthum

Azha vaipathu aval endru therinthum ,
Adam pidikkirathu en kangal,
Avalaithan kaana vendum endru!
that is ” KOZHUPPU”… vera enna solla?


My next painting

An Artist was asked at his Award function:

“Which is your best painting?”

He replied ” My next painting”.

So let your aim be better than before.


Monday 22 April 2013

Iravil kanda kanavu

Iravil kanda kanavu maranthu pogalam.

Aanal….

Idhayam thotta un ninaivu endrum maraivathillai..


Every Little smile can touch somebody’s heart

Every Little smile can touch somebody’s heart.
May you find hundreds of reasons to smile today and may you be the reason for someone else to smile always.


What’s the different between true and Comedy?

Vathiyar: What’s the different between true and Comedy?
Student: Unga daughter beauty enbathu true.
But Athu unga daughter enbathu comedy.


Unbeatable lines

Unbeatable lines:

Our body is fully made of water, but whereever it hurts blood comes out.

Our heart is full of blood, but whereever it hurts, the water comes out from eyes.


Two eyes are best friends

Two eyes are best friends.
Both will blink, move, cry, see & sleep together.
But if they see a girl , only one will blink.
Moral: A girl can break any relationship


Naan ungakitta onnu

Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven… Neenga adikakoodathu…
Husband: Sollu… Adika maten.
Wife: Naan garpama iruken…
Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen… Nalla visayamthana…
Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan…
Husband: ??!!


Palani malaikku poi

Palani malaikku poi sami kumbita piragu enna seiyanum?
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Ipadithan porumaiya keela irangi varanum.


Its a Scary Story

Its a Scary Story.
Read it if you have dare enough!
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand.
A man came to him and asked for the book.
After a lot of time, he sold a book for Rs.3000 and said ” Dont open last page of the book” else you face problem. Man finished reading the book with great fear but not the last page.Out of his curiosity he opened the last page then he was shocked to see…!
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MRP Rs.30….!!


Nethu rathiri semesterku

Dad: Nethu rathiri semesterku padichenu sonne.
But Un roomla light yeriyalaiye?
Son: Padikira interestla athai ellam gavanikalappa!


Greatness begets envy

Greatness begets envy…
Envy engenders spite…
Spite spawns fallacies…
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Ennamo previous lineslam purinja mathiri vegama keela vara?


Sunday 21 April 2013

Life sometimes takes unknown turn

Life sometimes takes unknown turn…

Don't be afraid to travel it.

Someday that turn will take you to untouched heights on top of the world.


En idhayathil ” NATPAGA”

Malargal pesalam vasamaga…
Kaadhal pesalam Kavithaiyaga…
Vaanamum pesalam Mazhiyaga…
Nee epadi pesinai, en idhayathil ” NATPAGA”!


We still remember,love,miss,care

We make so many friends,

Some become dearest,

Some become special,

Felt in love with someone,

Some go abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some left us,

We left some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact,

Some dont contact because of their ego,

We dont contact some because of our ego,

Whatever it is,

Wherever they were,

However they are….

We still remember,love,miss,care them because of the part they played made “MEMORIES” in our lives!


STUDY

What is “S.T.U.D.Y“?
Sitting, Talking, Unlimited Dreaming and Yawning.
So STUDY.(Dont waste your time)
Oh…GOD! I have lot more to STUDY.


Lets find how clever you really are

Lets find how clever you really are !!
Note: You should answer them immediately!
Question1:You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position you are in now?
Answer:If u answered “First” its wrong.
If you overtake second person you take his place..
So you are second.
Try now srew up this time…
Queston2:Now you overtake the last person ,
which position you are in now?
Answer:You cant overtake the last person!!


Flashing your sweetest smile

“No one is born happy…
But everyone is born with ability to create happiness”.
So make everyone happy by flashing your sweetest smile!


Exams

PROFESSOR: Fools ask so many questions which make a Wise man go Mad.
STUDENT: You are right sir, We go through a similar situation during our Exams.


Art of Living

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is “ Part of Living “.
But smiling in all those stuations is called ” Art of Living “.


Attitude

In an Old Man’s Shirt written a cute sentence:
“I am not 60 years old…
I am sweet 16 with 44 years experience…”
Thats Attitude……


Past is a Waste paper

Past is a Waste paper,

Present is a Newspaper,

Future is a Question paper,

Life is a Answer paper,

So let us carefully Read, Write and Live…


Don't get up early in the morning!

One day, a fisherman got up very early …
There wasn’t enough sunlight to get into the sea…
He saw a pack of stones…
To pass time, he started throwing the stones into the sea…
While having the last stone in hand, the sun came up…
Then only he saw that the stone was a diamond…
He felt sad for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea…
Moral: Don't get up early in the morning!