An old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money
with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his
bedside.
"Here's $500,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put
this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in
a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he
had only put $400,000 into the envelope because he needed $100,000 for
a new roof for his church.
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only
put $300,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the
hospital which cost $200,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I
want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my
personal check for the full $500,000."
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