Jokes: Lawyer pays it fully

An old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money

with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his

bedside.

"Here's $500,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put

this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in

a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he

had only put $400,000 into the envelope because he needed $100,000 for

a new roof for his church.

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only

put $300,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the

hospital which cost $200,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I

want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my

personal check for the full $500,000."

Jokes: There's a dead beetle in my soup

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Jokes: Do you serve crabs?

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Love: For my thoughts are still with you.

By following my heart I came to you,

I only forgot to take something back with me.

For my thoughts are still with you.

Friendship: Friendship needs no words...

Friendship needs no words...

- Dag Hammarskjold

Love: I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping

Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping

But it came back early!

So I asked it why?

It said that angels don't watch over other angels!

Friendship: Friends are the sunshine of life

Friends are the sunshine of life.

- John Hay

Love: You have been called before cupids court for stealing my heart

You have been called before cupids court for stealing my heart,

Trespassing in my dreams and robin me of my senses,

You have been sentenced to a lifetime with me,

How do you plead?

Friendship: Friendship multiplies the good of life

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.

- Baltasar Gracian

Friendship: Kaatrodu kalanthuvitta pookalin vasamum

Kaatrodu kalanthuvitta pookalin vasamum

Ennodu kalandhuvitta un natpin nesamum

Endrume piriyathu!

Miss you: Oops! I miss you!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z

oops! i miss "U"

Love: I love everything about you

Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:

1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..

What can I say?

I LOVE everything about U!

Quotes: You have no right to be angry

When you are right

No need to be angry

When you are wrong

You have no right to be angry

Love: If I could give you one thing in life

If I could give you one thing in life,

I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes,

only then would you realise how special you are to me!

Love : Sometimes words are hard to find

Sometimes words are hard to find,

To form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Quotes: Unnai thazhthi pesumbothu oomaiyai iru...

Unnai  thazhthi pesumbothu oomaiyai iru...

Unnai uyarthi pesumbothu sevidanai iru...

Vazhvil elithil vetri peruvai.

- Vivekanandar.

Quotes: If you love someone "Show it"

Fantastic lines:

If you love someone "Show it"

Its better than "Telling it"

If you hate someone "Tell it"

Its better than "Showing it"

Love: The sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel

It must have been a rainy day when you were born,

But it wasn't really rain,

the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!

Friendship: Friends are like melons

Friends are like melons;

shall I tell you why?

To find one good you must one hundred try.

-  Claude Mermet

Love: I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart,

it's like a little flame

, every time I see you,

this flame lights up,

this flame is special for you,

because I LOVE YOU!

Friendship: Some people come into our lives

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.

Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts.

And we are never, ever the same!

Quotes: Santhosamaga vazha muyarchi seyathe!

Santhosamaga vazha muyarchi seyathe!

Nimmathiyaga vazha muyarchi sei.

Un Valkai muluvathum santhosamaga irukum.

Quotes: Matravargalin kayathirku marunthagi ...

Matravargalin kayathirku marunthagi par!

Valvil oru nodi inipathai unarvai!

Love: Its just to find its pair!

A cute wording:

You know why nature made

Eyes in pair,

Ears in pair,

Hands in pair,

Legs in pair

And heart as single?

Its just to find its pair!

Love: To tell you all the love

Words however special...

Could never even start,

To tell you all the love I have for you within my heart

Friendship: Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Love: Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday...

Without your LOVE,

dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday.

Friendship: The best way to destroy an enemy

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

- Abraham Lincoln

Friendship: Who finds a faithful friend

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

- Jewish Saying

Friendship: A friend is one who knows us

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

-  Fr. Jerome Cummings

Lyrics: Dhinam oru muraiyavathu pookatum...

Dhinam oru muraiyavathu pookatum...

Ungal Idhaya thotathil...

En ninaivu pookkal...

Funny: Two great kings who are ruling the world

There are two great kings who are ruling the world till now:

Smoking

Drinking

Love: How lucky I am to have known someone

How lucky I am to have known someone

who was so hard to say goodbye to.

Love you dear.

Love: Just when I thought it couldn't get better

Just when I thought it couldn't get better,

You prove me wrong!

I love you!

Love: Thank you for being the one

Thank you for being the one

who calms all my inner fears.

Quotes: How positive thinking should be

This is how positive thinking should be:

Living on Earth is expensive!

But it does include a free trip around the sun every year...

Quotes: Namakku amaivathuthan valkai endru ennamal

Namakku amaivathuthan valkai endru ennamal

Naam amaithukolvathuthan valkai endru mudivedungal.

Athuthan ungal vetriyin muthal padi.

Quotes: The plus symbol was made with two minus symbols.

The plus symbol was made with two minus symbols.

All negative things can be shaped as positive

By our hard work and positive thinking

Miss you: You can't realize the affection

Pretty thought:

You can't realize the affection of someone who is always with you...

But you will feel for them after missing their affection

Funny: If you have many friends

What is the difference between Complete and Finished?

If you have many friends your life is complete.

If they all are girls your life is finished.

Good morning: Inimaiyana vidiyaluku uyir kuduka

“Inimaiyana vidiyaluku uyir kuduka …

Punnagaiyudan imaigalai thirapom…”!

Eniya kalai vanakam

Funny: Ennaiyum onnaiyum serthu

Ennaiyum onnaiyum serthu parkanum pola iruka?
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Press down
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“N1”
Enna parthacha?
Ipadi than puthusu puthusa yosikanum

Lyrics: Un anbin siragil oru iragu…

Siragukal illatha paravaiyin valkaiyum…!

Anbu illatha manithanin valkaiyum….!

Artham illatha valkai…!

By

Un anbin siragil oru iragu…

Funny: Master plan to kill Ants

MASTER PLAN

Unga veetla erumbu thollai iruka?

Atha close panna super idea….

Suger-la chili powder mix panni vachudunga …

Erumbu sugarnu ninachu sapidum…

Appo thoda nakku karathula erium

Appo erumbu thanni kudika water tank-ku varum

Appa neenga pinadi irunthu tank-la thalli vitudunga

Erumbu sethudum… Epadi Idea!!!

Quotes: Mind is the most powerful thing in the world

Mind is the most powerful thing in the world,

One who controlled his mind can control anything in the world

Swami vivekanandar.

Friendship: He who searches for friends without faults

He who searches for friends without faults,

will never have a friend.

Friendship: Wherever you may be

Wherever you may be

It is your friends who make your world.

Good night: I wish I was there to hold you tight

I wish I was there to hold you tight

instead of just send this loving,

"Good Night."

Friendship: I always knew looking back on the tears

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh.

But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Friendship: If all my friends were to jump off a bridge

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,

I would not follow,

I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

Love: You are the sun in my day

You are the sun in my day,

the wind in my sky,

the waves in my ocean,

and the beat in my heart.

Love: Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines...

Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines...

It all comes naturally,

just like loving you.

Love: Loving you makes my heart

Loving you makes my heart

explode with happiness.

Love: Hand in hand and heart to heart

Hand in hand and heart to heart

My love for you shall never part..

Friendship: Friendship is not seen on a friendly face

Friendship is not seen on a friendly face,

But felt deep within a friendly heart.

Good night: A dream is a wish

A dream is a wish,

your heart makes

when you are fast asleep.

Sweet Dreams!! Good Night!!!

Smile: It takes 72 muscles to frown

It takes 72 muscles to frown,

and only 14 to smile…..

Keep smiling!!!

Friendship: A friend is an angel who lifts us

A friend is an angel who lifts us off our

feet when our wings have trouble

remembering how to fly.

Smile: The world is like a mirror

The world is like a mirror,

If you face it smiling,

It smiles right back……

Friendship: Love can give up hundred reason to cry

Love can give up hundred reason to cry

But friendship can give up thousand reason to smile.

So smile for ever

And Be my friend forever1

Funny: Ennodu nee irukkumbothu

Ennodu nee irukkumbothu

Nan kangalai imaika matten

Yen theriyuma?

Naan kangalai moodumbothu

Antha nerathil

En mobilea aataiya potina..

Cool coolma!

Love: Unnodu pesa oru nimidam kidaithal pothum

Beautiful lines:

Unnodu pesa oru nimidam kidaithal pothum

Kannodu irukkum kanneer mattumalla

Ennodu irukkum kavaligalum maranthu vidum.

Quotes: Ulagukku mattum unmaiyaga irupavargalai vida

Ulagukku mattum unmaiyaga irupavargalai vida

Thangalathu ullathirku mattum unmaiyaga vaalbavargalthan

Unmaiyana manithargal.

Funny: most of The questions in the world there are answers

For most of the questions in the world there are answers

The rest are is exams...

Friendship: Time makes us forget some People

Time makes us forget some People,

But there are some people who make us forget Time!

This message is dedicated to one such person who can never be forgotten!!

Friendship: My friendship is just like a rubber band

“ My friendship is just like a rubber band,

It is too flexible,

Stretch it as much as you can,

But if you leave it,

It 'll hurt you a lot, really a lot!

Funny: Pls contact My parents

Oru baby’a

Cute-ah,

Personality-ah,

Beautiful-ah,

Talented-ah,

Inteligent-ah,

Valarkanuma???

Pls contact

My parents…

Friendship: A single soul in two bodies

What is a friend?

A single soul in two bodies.

- Aristotle

Friendship: My best friend is the one who brings

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me

- Henry Ford

Love: Falling in love with you

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing

I've done in my life.

Love: Let these words not only touch your eyes,

Let these words not only touch your eyes,

Let them travel through your soul,

And let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine I love you.

Jokes: Any great man born in this village?

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Love: Words alone will never be able to express

Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you..

In case you didn't know,

I'll be loving you always and forever!

Jokes: Wanted to make a STD call to punjab

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple!

He went to punjab and made a local call..

Miss you: Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky

Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky,

So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars,

Its all your fault,

You made me miss you too much..

Love: I wish I was your blanket

I wish I was your blanket,

I wish I was your bed,

I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,

I want to be around you,

I want to hold you tight,

And be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

Jokes: Its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide :  Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa :  Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

Jokes: I will never marry in my life

Sardar declares:

I will never marry in my life &. . .

I'll give same advice to my children also. . .

Funny: Nan oru migaperiya sms rowdy

Nan oru migaperiya sms rowdynu katathan wanteda message anupuren

Sinam konda singathoda messagea delete panna athu cellaiye sedhachudum

paravallaya?

Ivlo pesuravan call pannalenu ketkuringala?

Tower strong but balance konjam weak!

Next messagela meet panren.

Varta.!

Funny: The most painful situation other than love

The most painful situation other than love is

When you are waiting for your friend after exam

Thinking

" Oruvelai pass ayiduvano"

Quotes: Every black board makes the student Bright

Some People think black color as sentimentally bad.

But they don't realize that " Every black board makes the student Bright"

- Abdul Kalam.

Friendship: Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation

If you really are friendly with somebody.

You can't have too many friends

Because then you are just not really friends.

Friendship: Treat people as if they were what they ought to be

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be

And you help them to become what they are capable of being

Friendship: Spend a new coin on an old friend

To attract good fortune,

Spend a new coin on an old friend,

Share an old pleasure with a new friend,

And lift up the heart of a true friend

By writing his name on the wings of a dragon

Love: Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out,

But to see who cares enough to break them down.

Friendship: When a friend is in trouble

When a friend is in trouble,

Don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.

Think up something appropriate and do it.

- EDGAR WATSON HOWE

Friendship: Friendship is born at that moment

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another:

"What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

- C.S. LEWIS

Friendship: No person is your friend who demands your silence

No person is your friend who demands your silence,

or denies your right to grow.

- ALICE WALKER

Friendship: Never hurt your friends

"Never hurt your friends,

Not even in a joke."

Friendship: When a friend's in trouble

"When a friend's in trouble,

Don't insult him by asking what you can do,

Think for yourself and start doing it."

Friendship: The greatest gift is not found in a store

Remember,

The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,

But in the hearts of true friends.

- Cindy Lew

Friendship: A good reward for their labor.

Two are better than one;

Because they have a good reward for their labor.

For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow:

But woe unto him that is alone when he falleth;

For he hath not another to help him up."

- The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.

Love: The best days only come when I'm with you

Good days come often,

Bad days do too,

But the best days only come when I'm with you.

Love: The way you say "I love you"

The way you look into my eyes, It scares me

The way you say "I love you", It scares me

The way you know just what to say, It scares me

The ways you scare me, I love it.

Love: The sweetest word for me is "love"

The shortest word for me is "I"

The sweetest word for me is "love"

The only word for me is "you!"

Quotes: Definition of character

Definition of character:

What you are

When no one is watching you...

Funny: The difference between Peacock and Parrot

What is the difference between Peacock and Parrot?

Yosinga!

Yosinga!

Yosinga!

Parrot josiya paravai!

Peacock thesiya paravai!

Love: How I'll ever win your love...

Tonight I ask the stars above.

How I'll ever win your love.

What do I do.

What do I say.

To turn your angel eyes my way?

Love: Are you the only one for me ?

Is it true?

Can it be?

Are you the only one for me?

Quotes:Right now that we love each other

"Death is a challenge.

It tells us not to waste time...

It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

-Leo F. Buscaglia

Love: True love is like ghosts ...

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."

-La Rochefoucauld

Funny: The fastest train in the world

Information day:

Do you know the fastest train in the world?

Sorrypa! Name parkirathukulla train kilambiduchu!

Jokes: Software and Hardware ...

Senthil: Anne Software na enna? Hardware na enna?

Goungamani : Dai mandaya! sediyai pidunguna athula irupathu soft veru! maratha pidunguna athula irupathu hard veru!

Funny: Girl frienduku rose kodukamal ....

Tamilnadu = funny state

1 rose rate Rs. 5

1 kg rise rate Rs.1

Enna kodumai CM?

By,

Girl frienduku rose kodukamal avanga ammavuku 1 kg rice kodupor sangam.

Good night: VIDIYUM endra nambikaiyil uranga sellum ...

VIDIYUM endra nambikaiyil uranga sellum neengal

MUDIYUM endra nambikaiyil elum entha nodiyum

VETRI ungal kaaladiyil malarum.

Love: A day without you is like a day ....

A day without you is like a day

Without light because you light up my life.

Love: Day and Night My thoughts are of you..

As days go by

My feelings get stronger

To be in your arms

I can’t wait any longer

Look in to my eyes

And You’ll see that it’s true,

Day and Night My thoughts are of you..

Love: Life is beautiful now because I fall in love

With the start of each new day

I find myself thinking of you

In the middle of my busy day

My mind wanders and I think of you

Out of nowhere I see your smile

Hear your laugh and I think of you

Life is beautiful now because I fall in love

All over again each time I think of you…..

Miss you: When you think I have forgotten you ...

Isn’t it a nice feeling

When you think I have forgotten you

And you suddenly receive a message saying you are alwayz remembered.

Miss You Sweet Heart

Miss you : My Silence does not mean I am gone.

My Silence does not mean I am gone.

My quietness does not mean I am dead.

But deep in my heart, anywhere &anytime u r alwaz remembered,

Cared, loved & missed....

Love: Most beautiful things in the world...

If you stood in front of a mirror

And held up a dozen roses

You would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

Love: I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow...

If I got a penny every time

I thought of you

I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.

Love: You have to do is smile to get to me ...

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you

And all you have to do is smile to get to me ...

Good night : Engalai serthu vaiyungal !

Engalai serthu vaiyungal

Neenga oivu edungal!

Ipadikku Imaigal.

Good night!

Quotes: No one in this world can have a crystal clear heart

Nice quote:

No one in this world can have a crystal clear heart,

there will be some scratches made by their beloved.

Love: Sometimes the best things in life ...

Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for.

So wait for me,

I'll be right back.

Love: If there ever comes a day ...

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,

Just know that you are in my heart.

You'll be in there forever!

Love: I get the best feeling in the world ...

I get the best feeling in the world

When you say hi or even smile at me

Because I know,

Even if its just for a second,

That I've crossed your mind.

Quotes: Be bold to face the world!

Confidence never comes if we have all the answers

Be ready for all the questions!

Be bold to face the world!

Quotes: When you are depressed...

When you are depressed...

When you are confused...

When you have been hurt the most...

Don't ever get carried away...

Rather just get in front of the mirror...

And there you will find the right person

Who could actually help you get out of this...

Love: Manathuku pidithavargalin mounam!

Nice kavithai:

Oru thuli ratham kooda sindhavillai...

Aanalum valikirathu...

Manathuku pidithavargalin mounam!

Funny: I wrote your name on my heart ...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away

I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack!

Friendship: Vittu kodupathu mattum natpalla!

Vittu kodupathu mattum natpalla!

Exam hallil bittu kodupathum...

Fail aana thatti kodupathum than natpu...

Nice: Sms anupa marapathillai !

Pasamulla nenjam palivanga ninaipathillai...

Nesamulla nenjam nesika marapathillai...

Piriyamulla nenjam sms anupa marapathillai !

Jokes: Beggar too made a lover...

Beggar: Sir, please give Rs.6 for coffee...

Man: Coffee? Its Rs.3

Beggar: 1 for my lover

Man: Wov! Beggar too made a lover?

Beggar: No sir, Lover made me a beggar !

Lyrics: Un oru thuli kanneerukku ...

Nice Kavithai:

Ayiram malargalai kodnu

Ennai alangarithalum

Un oru thuli kanneerukku

Yengum en kallarai!

Quotes: If we become too sentimental ...

To aspect of Life:

If we become too sentimental

It is too hard to lead life!

And If we become too practical

It is too tough to respect relations...

Quotes: No one in this world is afraid to speak ...

No one in this world is afraid to speak the truth.

They are afraid only about the consequences

That are to be faced after speaking the truth.

Quotes: Spending money which we don't have to buy things...

Truth of life:

Spending money

Which we don't have to buy things

Which we don't need

To impress people whom we don't know....

Quotes: It was wonderful!

Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flying.

His dad asked him, "How do you feel?"

He said "It was wonderful... everyone was claping for me!"

Just think different.

Funny: As your friend I want to Take away your pain ...

I am going to say about the... Money
It can buy a house... But not a home...
It can buy a clock... But not time...
It can buy you a position... But not respect...
It can buy you a bed... But not sleep...
It can buy you a book... But not knowledge...
It can buy you medicine... But not health...
It can buy you blood... But not life...
So you see money isn't everything...
And it often causes pain and suffering...
I tell you this because I am your friend...
And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!!
So Send me all your money!!!
And I will suffer for you!

Quotes: Never break four things in your life ...

Never break four things in your life!

Trust, Promise, Relation, Heart

Because when they break, They don't make noise

But pains a lot.

- Charles

Smile: SMILE is not a single word ...

SMILE is not a single word.

It is a beautiful sentence.

Speak

More

In

Less

Energy

So Always keep smiling.

Funny: The chemical name of dog ...

What is the chemical name of dog?

Answer: Sodium Iodide

Na + I = Nai

Enna panrathu chemistryla strongunu ellorukkum kaatanumla..!

Good morning: Its just a new way to wish good morning ...

Get up

Open your Eyes

Out of your bed

Day has risen

Mobile beeps

One message received

Read and Enjoy

Never mind

Its just a

New way to wish

Good morning

Quotes: Dont compare yourself with anyone...

Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world.

If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

- Alen Strike.

Quotes: Three sentences for getting success ...

Three sentences for getting success:

Know more than other

Work more than other

Expect less than other

- William Shakespeare.

Jokes: Wife hit her husband with frying pan ...

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for.....?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it...

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Jokes: It's easier to shoot a woman ...

Judge: Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Quotes: Thought for day ...

Thought for day:

Knowing others is intelligence,

Knowing yourself is true wisdom.

Mastering others is strength,

Mastering yourself is true power.

Quotes: Ego is like a dust in the eye...

Nice Lines:

Ego is like a dust in the eye.

Without clearing that dust you can't see anything clearly...!

Good morning: All are waiting to see you Beautiful Smile!

Open your Eyes!

So the Sun can rise!

Flowers can blossom!

Birds can sing!

Because all are waiting to see you Beautiful Smile!

Jokes: College Comedy ...

College Comedy:

Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD thiturar?

Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai kanavillainu paperla news koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai kanomnu koduthen. Athan!

Funny: Aval parvaiku artham therintha enaku ...

Aval parvaiku artham therintha enaku

Pesiya varthaiku artham theriyavillai

Karanam Aval pesiyathu English.

Payapulla moochuvidama pesuraya!

Jokes: I clean with your ...

Dad to Son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning Toilet.

Dad : How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean with your toothbrush.

Quotes: Every Single second gives you an opportunity ...

Every Single second gives you an opportunity to change your fate!

So dont kill the time by worrying yourself!

- Dr. Abdul Kalam.

Funny: 5 paisa 10 pisaku asaipattu enakku msg anupalana ...

Pasam vacha "AMBI" ya iruppen...

Aasai vacha "REMO" va iruppen...

5 paisa 10 pisaku asaipattu enakku msg anupalana

"ANNIYANA" mariduven!

Be careful!

Friendship: Ayiram koadi natchathirangal vinnil irunthalum

Ayiram koadi natchathirangal vinnil irunthalum

Iravuku alagu Nilavu dhaan!

Ayiram uravugal mannil irunthalum

Vaalkaiku alagu nalla natpu dhaan!

Good night: Puli thoongumbothu neenga elupinalum...

Puli thoongumbothu neenga elupinalum...

Neenga thoongumbothu puli elupinalum...

Aapu ungalukkuthan!

So Dont disturb me!

I am going to Sleep!

Good night!

Quotes: Living is very simple...

Living is very simple...

Loving is also simple...

Laughing is too simple...

Winning is also Simple...

But being Simple is very difficult!

Jokes: Teacher and a Student ...

Teacher: Ennada 5 mark vangittu ipadi sirikkira vekkama illai?

Student: Nan onnume eluthala, athukku poi 5 mak potirukkingale ungalukku vekkama illai?

Quotes: Living for others is the way of life!

Nothing in nature itself is for itself...

Rivers dont drink water

Trees dont eat fruit,

The sun does not give heat itself ,

Living for others is the way of life!

Funny: The most talented, Cute and sweet person

One day All people of Earth went to God and asked:

Who is the most talented, Cute and sweet person?

They all returned to Earth with a new question..

Who is (your name)?

Love: Pirinthu pona un ninaivugal ...

Fantastic Lines:

Pirinthu pona un ninaivugal

Ovvoru naalum en kadhalukkul

Vanthukonduthan irukkirndrana.

Kanavaga alla!

Kanneeraga...

Quotes: Tholvi unnai thurathugirathu endral ...

Excellent Lines:

Tholvi unnai thurathugirathu endral

Vetriyai nee nerungugirai endru artham.

- Maveeran Nepolian.

Funny: Heights of Bad Luck situation ...

Heights of Bad Luck situation:

A guy takes a blade

And writes his girl friend's name on his forearm

And makes a spelling mistake!

Quotes: Dont go the way where Life takes you...

Dont go the way where Life takes you...

Take life the way where you want to go...

Always remember we are born to live.

And not Living because we are born.

Love: Anbai mattume kadan kodu!

Anbai mattume kadan kodu.

Athu mattume athiga vattiyudan unakku thirumba kidaikkum!

- Anbu Kadan vangi Owner.

Funny: Raava Kudichavanum ...

Raava Kudichavanum

Raapagala padichavanum

nalla irunthatha sarithirame illai.

- Exam eluthi idinju ponor sangam.

Lyrics: Nee ennai etti udhaitha bothu ...

Cute Kavithai:

Nee ennai etti udhaitha bothu

En idhayam kanneer vittukondirukkirathu.

Un patham valikkume endru!

- Pasathudan Amma.

Friendship: Muthal muraiyaga en nanban ...

Muthal muraiyaga en nanban ennai ninaithu alugiran.

Elunthu thudiakka ninaikiren...

naan iranthu vitten enbathaiyum maranthu!

Love: Un idhayathil kai vaithu par !

Ninaivugalil ennai thedathe

Un manathil nan kudi iruppen.

Ennai parka aasai irunthal

Un idhayathil kai vaithu par!

Nan thudipathu puriyum unakaga!

Friendship: Kaayam, Kadhal, Natpu ...

Kaayam - athu aarum varai valikkum.

Kadhal - athu saagum varai valikkum.

But

Natpu - athu irantha piragum Nilaikkum.

Love: Yarukaga sirithayo ...

Yarukaga sirithayo avargalai oruvelai nee maranthu vidalam.

But

Yarukkaga aluthayo avargalai unnal marakkave mudiyathu!

Love : If I can only be with you in my dreams ...

If I can only be with you in my dreams

Then I'll sleep for ever.

Love: If I had a rose for everytime ...

If I had a rose for everytime

I thought about you

I'd be walking in a garden forever.

Love : The best way to fall is in love with me.

You can fall from the sky,

You can fall from a tree,

But the best way to fall is in love with me.

Love: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?

Quotes : When you are depressed, confused ...

When you are depressed...

When you are confused....

When you have been hurt the most...

Don't ever get carried away...

Rather just get in front of the mirror,

And there you will find the right person

Who could actually help you get out of this....

Quotes: Confidence never comes if we have all the answers ...

Confidence never comes if we have all the answers,

Be ready for all the questions...

Be bold to face the world...

Quotes: Walk as if you rule the world ...

Either walk as if you rule the world....

Or, Walk as if you don't mind who the hell rules the world...

That's the attitude...

Rock your life....

Miss you : Pirivin vali ...

Enakaga poothirukkum Rojavaikkooda

Parikka mudiyavillai

Karanam

Pirivin vali enakku theriyum!

Funny : Oruthan mazhaila nananjan ...

Today's Nakkal:

Oruthan mazhaila nananjan

But avan thalai veengiduchu. Why?

Because Avan kottura mazhaila nananjan.! :)

Friendship: Natpodu nadai podum naatkalai vida ...

Natpodu nadai podum naatkalai vida

Athan ninaivodu nadai podum naatkale sugamanathu.

Natpin ninaivodu vaazhum un friend!

Quotes: The Man who learns nothing from the past ...

Nice thought:

The Man who learns nothing from the past

Will be punished by the future!

Friendship: If Care is a raindrop I send you shower ...

If Care is a raindrop I send you shower ...

If Happiness is petal I send you flowers ...

If Smile is second I send you hours ...

If prayer is water I send you sea ...

If joy are leaves I send you trees ...

Because I want to see you happiness always!

Love: You are in my heart...

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,

Just know that you are in my heart.

You'll be in there forever!

Wise: Ever noticed your parents ...

Ever noticed your parents

Spend the first 18 months trying to make you stand up and talk....

And the next 18 years trying to make you sit down and listen?

Funny: Roses are red, Violets are blue ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

Funny: The rain makes all things beautiful...

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

Love: They say you only fall in love once ...

They say you only fall in love once,

It can't be true.

Everytime I look at you,

I fall in love all over again.

Funny: Twinkle Twinkle little star ...

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

Quotes: If everything is going according to your wish ...

If everything is going according to your wish,

Then you are lucky...

If its not, then you are too lucky,

Because it is going according to Gods wish...

Love: I want to live for 100 more days ...

If you live for 100 more days,

Then I want to live for 100 more days minus one

So that I'd never have to live without you.

Love: A reason why I love you ...

Last night I looked up at the stars

And matched each one with a reason why I love you

I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.

Love: I will love you until the end of time ...

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme,

I will love you until the end of time.

Nice : The wonderful smell that a flower gives

What is forgiveness?

It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives

when its being crushed!

Quotes: If we get whetever we love ...

Truth of Life:

If we get whetever we love,

there is no respect for us!

If Love whatever we get

There is no need for tears!

Lyrics: Un anbu irukkum varai ...

Un anbu irukkum varai

Eman kooda ennai ondrum seiya mudiyathu!

Un manam ennai marakkum bothu

Kadavul kooda ennai kapatra mudiyathu!

Quotes: Theruvil kidakkum kaagithamaaga ...

Theruvil kidakkum kaagithamaaga yaraiyum verukathe!

Naalai athu pattamaga paranthal neeyum satru nimirndhu paarpai!

Lyrics: Real feeling lines...

Naano vasathi illamal varumaiyil vaalgiren.

Varumaiyo ennidam vasathiyaai vaalgirathu!

Love: We still love them with every broken piece ...

Someone very close can break your heart!

But its amazing!

We still love them with every broken piece...

Thats the nature of true affection!

Quotes: Time is gold ...

Clocks make a sound tick... tick...

But Its not tick.. tick..

The real sound is quick.. quick...

Because time is gold.

So go to your work soon quick.. quick...

Quotes: we have the power to determine the future ...

We cannot turn the clock back nor can we undo the harm caused,

But we have the power to determine the future

And to ensure that what happened never happens again.

- Paul Kagame

Love: I love you not because of who you are...

I love you not because of who you are,

But because of who I am when I am with you.

Love: I'd write your name on every star ...

If I died or went somewhere far,

I'd write your name on every star

So everyone could look up

And see you mean the world to me.

Love: God above created you for me to love ...

I believe that God above created you for me to love.

He picked you out from all the rest cause

He knew I'd love you the best!

Love: True love is hard to find...

True love is hard to find.

Special one - One of a kind.

But the love inside of me is true.

It appeared the day I met you!

Quotes: Anything large enough for a wish to light upon

Anything large enough for a wish to light upon, is large enough to hang a prayer upon.

- George MacDonald

Quotes: For everything you have missed...

For everything you have missed,

You have gained something else,

And for everything you gain,

You lose something else.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love: I haven't seen anything sweeter than you...

I have seen angels in the sky,

I have seen snowfall in july,

I have seen things you only imagine to see,

But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.

Love: YOU ARE MY LIFE!

One day you will ask me:

What is more important to you, me or your life?

I will say: my life!

You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

Quotes: Take everything positive!

Take everything positive

But think about negative for everything

That makes the development in your life!

Quotes: Unakkaga vazkiren...

Unakkaga vazkiren endru pirar solvathai vida

Unnal vazkiren endru pirarai solla vai.

- Shakespheare

Good night: Wish you a Happy "Raathiri" !

Wish you a Happy "Raathiri"

Ithu konja overthan.

Enna panrathu?

Differenta ethavathu anupanumla?

athanalathan ipadi.

Good Ra3. Sweet Dreams!

Quotes: All roads lead to success ...

For a man of  confidence,

All roads lead to success,

For a man of hard work,

All success follows him on road!

Love: If you are mad at me ...

If you are mad at me,

You might just as well give me all my kisses back!

Love: I wanted you for christmas!

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag,

Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Love: If your heart was a prison ...

If your heart was a prison,

I would like to be sentenced for life!

Funny: Opening message "Good morning"...

Keypad

locked

press

unlock

and then *

Now press *

Keypad active

1 message recieved

Opening message

"Good morning"

Ippadiyum message anupuvomla. Eppudi?

Friendship: Excellent definition about friendship ...

Excellent definition about friendship:

" A friend is a gift given to you by your character"

Friendship: Your words are not my disturbance ...

Your words are not my disturbance

But the disturbance is your silence.

So Dont disturbance me.

Funny: Tasmacla ninnu SMS anupuvor sangam...

Petrol, Diesel, Gas pottu vandi otta permission kodukkira govt

Yen Thanni pottu vandi otta koodathunu solludhu?

-Tasmacla ninnu SMS anupuvor sangam.

Funny: Un Pokil nee po ...

Un Pokil nee po ...

Un vaalvai nesi...

Ninaipathai pesu...

Nee virumbuvathai sei...

Apothuthan ellorum solvargal

"Poguthu par tharuthalai" endru.

Funny: Words used by girls to scold Boys

Words used by girls to scold Boys:

Idiot, Stupid, Arivu kettavan, Loose, mental, Fool, Jollu, Porukki.

But Boys use only one word:

"Sappa Figure machi"

Funny: Liquid becomes solid on heating ...

Which Liquid becomes solid on heating?

Idly maavu.

Nee innum valarala.

Po po poi chocolate sapidu.

Quotes: Nothing is permanent in life!

Nothing is permanent in life except Changes

- Swami Vivekanandar.

Quotes: Goto the way celebrate your life

Sorgathil adimaiyaai iruppathai vida

Naragathil Arasanaai iru.

- Alexander

Goto the way celebrate your life!

Quotes: Life is like a Chess game ...

Life is like a Chess game.

There should not be any move without valid reason.

Because once moved to wrong position

Its very difficult to set back!

Funny: Padithavudan...

Padithavudan Delete pannavum.

Funny: Welcome you all to Niagara Falls ...

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.

These are the world's largest waterfalls

And the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,

Even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite

So that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

Funny: A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl

ABCDEFG

Fullform:

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl

Reverse : GFEDCBA

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again

Good morning: Hearty welcome to Cool morning!

Hearty welcome to Cool morning!

Happy welcome to Fresh Morning!

Great welcome to New morning!

Lovely welcome to Nice morning!

Totally Good morning!

Have a nice day!

Friendship: Feel happy when your dreams come true...

True friends will see you through,

Believed in things you wanna do,

Feel happy when your dreams come true,

And best of all, they don't judge you.

They just love you...

Quotes: Blow in the wind of Joy!

Life is like cotton

Don’t make it heavier by sinking it in water of Sorrow,

But make it lighter by letting

It blow in the wind of Joy!

Love: I care more than you know...

Wherever I may go...

On Valentine"s Day I"d like to say

I care more than you know.

Quotes: Unmaiyaana anbai matravargalukku ...

Unmaiyaana anbai matravargalukku koduthu paar,

Athaiye nee orunal avargalidam irunthu peruvaai.

- Bagavath Geethai.

Quotes : Character is the basis of happiness!

Character is the basis of happiness

And happiness the sanction of character.

- George Santayana

Love: If you were a tear ...

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry.

I might lose you!

Love: Loving you could take my life...

Loving you could take my life,

But when I look into your eyes,

I know you're worth that sacrafice!

Love: The day that I will die...

The day that I will die,

When death replaces birth,

I'll recognize angels faces,

Because I live with one on earth.

Quotes: Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace

Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind

And enjoyment and happiness which come only to the man

Who has found the work that he likes best.

Quotes: Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid

And durable happiness there is in our lives.

- C. S. Lewis

Love: My love, words however special ...

My love, words however special ...

Could never even start,

To tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!

Quotes: Teach a man to fish...

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

- Maimonides

Funny: Kannula mannu pattalum sari...

Machi onnu solren kettukko!

Kannula mannu pattalum sari,

Kannula ponnu pattalum sari,

Kanneer nichayam!

Love: Love me and I will give them!

Kiss me and you will see stars ....

Love me and I will give them to you.

Love: You are also my best friend!

I hope that you finally understand,

That I will love you untill the end,

Because your not just my girl,

You are also my best friend!

Lyrics: Un paasam ennum madiyil uranga niaikiren...

Un paasam ennum madiyil uranga niaikiren.

Vidiyum varaiyil alla.

Mannil madiyum varaiyil.

Love: Vilai mathipilla sothukkal enake sontham...

Kadarkarai manalil un peyarai eluthi vaithen...

Alai vanthu adithu sendra pinbu sonnathu:

" Vilai mathipilla sothukkal enake sontham endru ".

Quotes: Best of the truth ever known ...

Best of the truth ever known:

Loneliness is a nice feeling beyond words when we choose it ourself.

But its horrible when others make us choose it.

Love: When the night comes, look at the sky...

When the night comes, look at the sky.

If you see a falling star, don't wonder why

Just make a wish.

Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

Love: You would know how much I love you ...

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you,

You should once listen to them,

Then you would know how much I love you.

Quotes: Art is magic delivered from the lie ...

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.

- Theodor Adorno

Quotes:

When one door closes, another opens

But we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door

That we do not see the one which has opened for us.

- Alexander Graham Bell.

Love: I don't have to live a day without you...

If you live to be a hundred ,

I want to be a hundred minus one day ,

So I don't have to live a day without you.

Jokes: Sardar sent sms to his boss...

Sardar sent sms to his boss:

Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Funny: Ungakitta enakku pidichathu...

Ungakitta enakku romba pidichathu unga

1. Anbu

2. Pechu

3. Sirippu

4. Nadai

5. Udai

6. Style

7. Alagu

8. Hair

9. Personality

10.Kangal

But Idhu ellathaiyum vida  Ivvalavu poi solliyum,

Padichikkitte sirippingale oru sirippu

Ada! Ada! Ada!

Athu enakku romba romba pidikkum!

Jokes: Name the animal which live in water & land...

TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land

STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'

TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister

Funny: Perfect, Beautiful, Amazing, Sweet, Cute ...

You = Perfect

You = Beautiful

You = Amazing

You = Sweet

You = Cute

You = Genius

You = Fantastic

Aiyyo!

Sorry number maari pochu!

Friendship: Created Sweet Heart Like you ...

God created good Heart

You got it

He created good Brain

You got it

He created good Face

You got it

He created Sweet Heart Like you

But

This time I got it!

Quotes: A Strong and Positive attitude ...

A Strong and Positive attitude creates more miracles than anyother thing.

Because Life is 10% How you make it,

And 90% How you take it!

Funny:Do it ten times...

Never kiss a Lawyer woman

She will say 'I OBJECT THIS'

Never Kiss a Nurse

She will say "WHO IS NEXT"

Always Kiss a Teacher

She will say " DO IT TEN TIMES"

Quotes: Never design your character like a 'Garden'

Never design your character like a 'Garden'

Where anyone can walk.

Design it like a 'Sky'

Where everyone look up and aspire to reach.

Funny: God created Mother!

God : I cant be everywhere. So I created mother!

Devil: I too cant be everywhere, So I created girls!

God: Don't worry I have created  Boys to change them to Mother.