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Monday, 31 August 2009
Good morning: Long Que...
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Ammadi ungakitta Good morning solla Evlo periya Q la nikka vediyirukku.
Anyway Good morning!
Friendship: Precious if it is you...
A friend is a place when you have nowhere to go...
A friend is honest...
A friend is true...
A friend is precious a friend is you.
Jokes: Poo mathiri...
Husband: Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthukka sonnar.Athanalathan.
Friendship: Wishing you lots of butterflies...
You run after it, it keeps flying away.
But if you stand still...
It comes and sits on you...
Wishing you lots of butterflies!
Funny: Good looks catch the eyes...
But good personality catches the heart...
You are blessed with both!
Flattered?
Don't Be!
It was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Lyrics: Un natpil uranga asai...
Uranga aasai...
Vidiyum
Varai alla...
En Uyir
Piriyum varai...
Quotes: Being silent is powerful tool...
Being silent is a very powerful tool
For making others feel for their mistakes!
Sunday, 30 August 2009
Humour: When we enter the examination hall...
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Miss you: I feel it twice...
When you are Happy, I am Glad..
Remeber that what ever you feel I feel it twice..
So If you miss me once,
I Miss you twice!
Funny: CUTE person...
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
Miss you: Going to write on all the bricks...
I MISS U
And I wish that one falls on your head,
So that you know how it hurts when you miss someone special like you.
Miss you: A call for you means...
A kiss for you means I love you.
A call for you means I am missing you.
Quotes: Swami Vivekanandar words...
Mannikka therinthavan Kadavul...
Unnidam manidhanaaga nadappavanukku Nee kadavulaga iru...
-Swami Vivekanandha
Friendship: Nee irukkum varai...
Kadhal irukkum varai kanneerukku kurai illai...
Nee irukkum varai santhosathukku alave illai...
Love: Love in heart for ever!
If you try to close your eyes, affection turns into a drop of tear and remains as love in your heart for ever!
Saturday, 29 August 2009
Jokes: More than hundred letters...
Sardar:Post Office
Friendship: Happiest man...
If your friendship be pounds, I’ll be heaviest man.
If your friendship be love, I’ll be luckiest man.
But your friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man.
Friendship: Carefully gifted by God...
Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God...
Woderful Friends like you are carefully gifted by God...
Friendship: River flows forever...
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.
Friendship: Defined without you...
Fragnance can be defined without rose.
But
Friendship can't be defined without you.
Lyrics: En natpin Kaviyam...
Ennidam ketathu...
Intha oviyam enna vilai endru?
Naan sonnen "Idhu oviyam alla. En natpin Kaviyam " Endru.
Jokes: Expiry date...
Husband: Expiry date yethavathu potirukanu parkiren.
Quotes: Anything that happens is for a reason...
And
Everything that happens is only for Good!
Trust these words and you will love your life!
Quotes: Avamanangalai segarithu vai!
Vetri unnai thedi varum!
- A.R. Rahman
Simple word but powerful meaning!
Friendship: Three things cant be long hidden...
1.The sun,
2.The moon
3.You
Because with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing...
And with out "You" for me nothing...
Because you are my best friend!
Friendship: Life means...
6 friends, 2 bikes, but no petrol!
Life means….
Exam night, 6 duffers and no notes…!
Life means….
Sitting on sea view, 6 smokers and one cigarette…!
Life means….
Freezing night, 6 pals and 1 broken toilet…!
Life means….
One guy, 6 girlz and no credit….!
Life means….
Principal’s class, 6 bunkers and 1 car….!
Life means…..
Everything stupid but something sensible…
Like FRIENDSHIP…!
Friendship: To forgive each other...
To be friends long if they can't manage
To forgive each other's minor failings.
Friendship: Footprints in our heart...
But only true friends will leave footprints in our heart.
Friendship: Really cares...
All my secrets I can share!
There when I need a hand!
There to understand!
Friday, 28 August 2009
Quotes: Intelligence is like a river...
The deeper it is the less noise it makes!
Quotes: Change your future...
But you can change your habits…
And surely your habits will change your future
- Marco polo
Funny: Pencil into Horlicks bottle...
Why?
To make the pencil taller, Stronger and Sharper.
Love: Password of your Email ID...
You love someone but you marry someone else!
The one you marry becomes life partner...
The one you loved becomes PASSWORD of your email ID!
Funny: Free...Free... Free...
Oru book vangina
Oru car elavasam!
Man : Apadi enna book?
Caroda R.C book!
Funny: Six ways to Happy
1. Free your heart from hate
2. Free your mind from worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect less
5. Always smile
6. Dont see the mirror
Friendship: A lovely thought
Death is not the greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is when relationship dies between two people while they are still alive.
Good night: how beautiful was the beginning!
How beautiful was the beginning!
Good night!
Quotes: Nesipathu namaga irupom...
Nesipathu naamaga irupom...
-- Annai Terasa
Friendship: Kalam kadanthu yosithupar...
Iniya natpai
Kalam
Kadanthu yosithu par
Kangalail
Kanner
kasiyum
Thats Friendship!
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Quotes: Life is what happens...
- John Lennon.
Quotes: Genious prevent them...
Geniuses prevent them.
- Albert Einstein
Wise: Enjoy everything!
Please give me everything
So that I can enjoy Life…
God smiled and replied:
I have given you life
To enjoy everything…
Love: Always come back...
When someone hurt you, you dont hurt back...
When someone hit you, you dont hit back...
But...
When someone needs you, you always come back. ……..
Love: Want to take care of you...
I want to take care of you ...
As you take care of me ...
I want to hear your troubles and your joys ...
I want to encourage you ...
As you choose to follow life!
Love: Like a river...
Always changing...
But always finding you again
Somewhere down the road.
Love: Broken heart has never spare parts...
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart...
Because broken heart has never spare parts.
Love: I love you...
Your mother cares for you..
Your friends miss you..
and I Love you.!
Friendship: Treasure the friendship between us...
They are meant to enter your life to bring you joy & laughter.
So I will treasure the friendship between us.
Friendship: The few to Many...
When it suits them...
But
Very few people will help you
When you need it...
Make the few your friends...
But
Be the few to many!
Friendship: You know who your friend are...
Your friend know who you are.
When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.
Friendship: Respecting differences...
It is about respecting differences...
You are not my friend
Because you are like me...
Because I accept you and respect you the way you are.
Friendship: Time is no importance...
Early in the morning or late at night.
Time is of no importance...
When it concerns real friendship!
Friendship: Higher and Nobler...
Higher or nobler than that of friendship...
Love: Never be left unmissed!
Some words are left unsaid...
Some feelings are left unexpressed...
But someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
Friendship: Satys when you say leave me alone...
Understands before you even starts explaining...
Waits forever when you say one min...
Stays when you say leave me alone !
Good night: Guitar to play a song!
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I am sending this guitar to play a song
For you to have a lovely and melodious night!
Good night!
Miss you: As you missed the air...
Relax your Body...
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
Now breath...
I Miss you as much as you missed the air!
Friendship: Two people were asking...
Two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy and happiness.
Love: Most beautiful things...
When we cry?
When we dream?
When we kiss?
Because we know that most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by heart...
Jokes: Twenty years back...
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.
Jokes: Pocket full of money...
Boy 2 God:Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:Your wish is fullfilled
He became a bus conductor of bus!
LETS SHARE IT!
Heart is like a crystal preserve it…
Love is like a perfume spread it…
Feelings are like flood flow it…
Friendship is like umbrella come lets share it!
Quotes: Last Bench Students...
Until
Last bench students dont participate in the competetion.
Jokes: Busla asanthu thoongiten...
Boy : Sorry sir! Busla asanthu thoongiten.
Lecturer: Raskel! Classku varathukkulla enna avasaram?
Funny: There is always better model available...
1. Mobile
2. Vehicle
3. Lover
Because there is always a better model available in future.
Is it true or not?
Quotes: Words from Hitler...
Never try or beg for a support from others!
Stand alone and face the life as a race!
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Love: Ulaga adhisayam...
Intha ulagam
Ennaipola
Unmaiyana
kadhalargalai
Kaanum vari
En Kallarai
Endrum
Ulaga adhisayame!
By
Tajmahal.
Love: Ninaivu parisu...
Nee mattumthan koduthai un "ninaivugalai parisaaga".
Friendship: I have a friend which is you...
I have a friend which is you!
Flowers will die...
Waters will dry...
But our friendship will never say goodbye...
Friendship: The rain may be falling outside...
But your smile makes it all alright...
I am so glad that you are my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Friendship: A True Friend is someone...
-- Bernard Meltzer.
Love: When you are in love...
You can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Love: Have to say....
Whenever I remembered you!
I have to say 86400 times per a day….
Because you are my one and only love…..
I LOVE YOU.
Love: Making my life Beautiful...
No glittering words...
No artificial wishes...
But...
I just want to say that I love you very much...
Thanks for making my life beautiful...
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Friendship: I would like to miss ...
When I was alone I miss you most...
When I stay with others I know the value of you...
When you are with me I would like to miss this whole world...
Quotes: Kobapaduthum idhayam...
Unnidam pasam vaikkum idhayathai vida,
Unnai kobapaduthum idhayathai athigamaga nesi.
Nice: Make anything by self confidence...
But in 2008 Maharastra 10 th std first lesson is about Tendulkar.
Make anything by self confidence!
Quotes: Act at correct time...
- Shakespeare.
So Act at correct time, for your performance to reach your success.
Quotes: Unmaiyana manithan
Avane unmaiyana manithan!
-Nabigal Nayagam.
Friendship : Precious gift from God...
My riches do not lie in material wealth...
But in having friend like you,
A precious gift from God.
Friendship: Seconds for Introduction...
Minutes for discussion...
Hours for attraction...
Days for construction & years for relation is “Friendship”...
Monday, 24 August 2009
Love: Best and worst feelings in Life...
To be remembered by a person whom you dont expect to remember you.
Worst feeling in life:
To be forgotten by one you always remember.
Friendship: School memories...
Oneside Love,
Cyclestand comedies,
Escape from tests,
Eating under the bench,
Birthday treats,
Last minute preparation,
Overnight study for next day Exam,
Friends family functions,
Principal scolding,
School prayer.
Those days will never come again.
Funny: What is Gnadhi Jayanthi...
Student writes" Gandhi was a great man, Jayanthi is a super figure...
Gandhi loved Jayanthi.
One day he proposed her...
She told Ok to Gandhi.
At that day we are celebratibg Gandhi Jayanthi. Jai hind!"
By Examil entha question vanthalum asaraamal answer pannum sangam.
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Funny: Three things I like ....
1.___________
2.___________
3.___________
Yethavathu urupadiya panniyirunthathane solrathukku.
Seirathu ellam mollamarithanam.
Funny: Yar irupanga...
Oruthan peru " Nee Loosu".
Innoruthan peru "Naan Loosu".
Oru naal "Nee Loosu" veliya pita.
Veetla yar iruppanga?
Sirichukitte sollunga!
Friendship: Take care of the one...
He saw me & asked what is ur wish for today.
I said lord pease take care of the one who reading this message.
Jokes: Third quetsion...
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for three questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Friendship: Friend means...
F - Free from all
R - Right to say anything
I - In anyway
E - Either good or bad
N - No sorry no thanks
D - Dear Gudday!
Funny: Special offer for you...
Are you free tomorrow?
Can you come here?
Because Tomorrow tomorrow we are opening a New..
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"Mental Hospital"
Admission free,
Special offer for you!
Friendship: One who loves you most...
But the " One who changes you is the one who loves you the most!"
Quotes: Continuous effort...
-Winston Churchill.
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Friendship: Last three alphabets of Friend...
Friend means no reasoning..
Friend means just believeing &
Friend is that who never believe in last three alphabets of FRIEND.
Friendship: Sometimes in Life...
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running with us...
We notice them only when we fall and they stop to pick us up.
They are called Friends.
Friendship: You are so nice...
Some friends are remembered because of their style...
But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember.!
Funny: Legend was born...
1. 1903 - Indias first five star hotel is Taj in Mumbai.
2. 1912 - India capital changed from Calcutta to Delhi.
3. 1914 - Chennai's First theater Guity.
4. 1974 - LTTE was started by Prabhakaran.
5. 1967 - Madras state name changed to Tamilnadu.
6. In (your birth year) our (your name) the Legend was born.
Lyrics: Anbin Mozhi...
Sangeethathin mozhi Ragam endral...
Samathanathin mozhi Mounam endral...
En Anbin mozhi intha chinna SMS!
Funny: Doctors slap himself!
Doctors slap its face to make it start breathing...
But rare exceptional cases like you when born...
Doctor slaps himself!
Pullaiah ithu!
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Love: Never find fault...
Never find fault from your loveable friend.
Because fault may be small...
But
That heart will suffer a lot...
Jokes: Send message to God!
Nurse: Yes. I have. But why you need?
Baby : To send message to God that I reached safely and ask him to send my girl friend soon!
Funny: I Love you da...
Girl: I hate you.
Boy : Nalla think panni sollu.
Girl: Sure I hate you.
Boy: Waiter enakku mattum bill podu.
Girl: Hey..Hey! I Love you da.
Quotes: Dont complaint about others...
Dont complaint about others...
Change yourself if required...
Because It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the earth...
Quotes: Alexander quotes...
Aim to be the King of Hell..."
- Alexander.
"Dont aim to be lover of a girl...
Aim to be the father of her son..."
- Alexander fans.
Quotes: Hard work is like steps...
Luck is like a lift.
Lift may fail sometimes.
But
Steps will always get you to the top!
Quotes: Everything is different...
But
When you look back everything is different".
Friendship: A real friend...
A real friend knows that its not a friendship until after you have a fight.
Quotes: Inspiring thought...
"Be like a postage stamp.
Stick to one thing until you reach there"
Monday, 17 August 2009
Nice: Love at first sight!
Because I have loved my mother ever...
Since I opened my Eyes!
Funny: Three words to you...
Dont worry!
Ungalukku nan solra 3 words:
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"Apadi than anupuven"
Good night: In your dark dark room...
In your dark dark room...
From your small small window...
Look at the bright bright Stars...
Wishing you sweet sweet dreams...
Good Night! Have a deep sleep!
Quotes: Live Life and Love Life!
Dont worry if others donot understand you...
Worry only If you cant understand yourself...
Live Life and Love Life!
Sunday, 16 August 2009
Humour: Couples hold hands in wedding...
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins !
Friendship: Colorful life with friend like you...
I would write your name with it and put it back in the sky...
To let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like you!
Quotes: Source of Life...
It is about exploring the very source of Life.
Quotes: Three tips to play a safe game of life...
1. Dont make promises when you are in Joy.
2. Dont reply when you are sad.
3. Dont take decision when you are angry.
Funny: Watch Sun News...
75 college girls are admitted in Appollo hospital for suicide attempt.
Reason: My mobile was switched off yesterday night.
Funny: Are you free now?
When you get time call me...
I need to talk to you about something personal.
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Yarukkum sollatha...
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Tajmahala vikaporen venuma?
Quotes: Vetri perum thaguthi...
Aanal...
Vetri perum thaguthi ellorukkum undu...
- Dr. A.P.J. Abdulkalam
Saturday, 15 August 2009
Quotes: Dreams come true...
Night is shorter than day for those who dream...
But the day is shorter than night for those who make their dreams come true...
Friendship: Sedikkum verukkumana sontham...
Annal...
Sedikkum verukkum ulla sontham endrum pogathu...
nam natpai pola...
Good morning: En inya kalai vanakam...
Mithamana kulirkatru...
Megam moodiya vanam...
Sillendar pani...
Mugam katta thudikkum suriyan...
Ivaigalai rasikkum ungalukku...
En iniya kaalai vanakam!
Quotes: Life is not easy...
Bees have to go four million flowers.
Travelling a distance of four times around the earth.
"Life is not easy even for bees".
Funny: Eppa kalayanam?
Mom Monkey: Silenta iru Mapillai message padichutirukan avan siricha kalyanathukku sammatham.
Friendship: One message enough to say...
One sentance enough to break a heart.
One message enough to say I remember you.
Jokes: Oil koodum...
Man2 : Illa...Nethu Tv la sonnanga..Siricha "Oil" koodumnu athan.
Man1:...?!!
Love: Affection is not...
"Affection is not measured when both take care of each other,
It is measured when one ignores and the other still continues to care!"
Friendship: Unnai vittu vilaguvathillai...
Unnai purinthu konda ethuvum unnai vittu vilaguvathillai...!
Quotes: Simple tip to live happy...
"Never think about the third person
And
Never think what the third person thinks about you"
Enjoy the Life!
Quotes: Jeithu vidalam
Ovvoru nimidamum thunichal irunthal Jaithu vidalam...
-Kannadhasan.
Quotes: Let God change our mind...
Prayer is not an attempt to change the GOD's mind...
But...
It is an attempt to let God change our mind...
Love: Nesikamal suvasikiren
Enkendru iraivan unnai parisaga koduthan...
Intha uravai nesikkavillai suvasikiren.
Love: Vizhigal moodumvarai...
Varai mattum unnai ninaipathillai...
En
Vizhigal nirantharamai moodum
Varai unnai ninaithukondirupen...
Friendship: Endrum Un...
En manathil
En moochil
En kanavil
En ninaivil
En anbil
Endrum
You and your lovely friendship...
Friday, 14 August 2009
Independence day: Lets promise our motherland...
Let’s promise our motherland that we will do everything...
To enrich and preserve our heritage...
Our ethos and our treasure...
Happy Independence Day!
Independence day: Lets take decision...
To value our nation...
Shall not forget those sacrifices...
Who gave us freedom ...
Now Its Our Turn To Have Reformation ...
Independence day: Take the pledge...
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism...
We will protect our mother India with all we have...
Happy Independence Day!
Independence day: This is the day!
That our nation sings...
This is the day ...
That the liberty bell starts to ring ...
This is the day ...
We all start to remember ...
What we stand for ...
And to celebrate our Independence ...
We stand up high...
All start to cry ...
As we think about...
All that died ...
For you, for me, for our whole country ...
Risking there life ...
Each and everyday here is a salute ...
To all that lay ...
Happy Independence Day!
Independence day: Stand up an salute your nation...
who sacrificed everything for the country...
Stand up and Salute your nation...
Happy Independence day!
Independence day: Celebrate and Solute the noble cause...
Its our nation which is shining as it was...
Its Independence Day Today…
Don’t forget the effort...
Make it movement of mass !!
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Independence Day: Now and always...
Here is wishing our dreams of a new...
Tomorrow come true for us…
Now and Always!
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
Love: The entire world is opposite to you...
Sometimes may hurt you a lot...
But he is the one who supports you when the entire world is opposite to you...!
Jokes: Ton! Ton! Ton!
Maths teacher was teaching.
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Ton, then for 3000 Kgs = How much?
Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!
Quotes: Be hopeful...
So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life.
Be hopeful..
Funny: Oda koodathu...
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Sollatuma...?
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Perumal koila sundal tharangalam....
Eai odatha....
Nillu...
Nillu...
Friendship: Life becomes celebration...
Movement becomes dance...
Smile becomes laugher...
Mind becomes meditation...
Life becomes celebration
When friends Keep in touch...
Friendship: Best friend is somebody...
Yet still manages to like you anyway...
Friendship: Improves happiness...
By the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
Friendship: Fragrance of your Friendship...
But the fragrance of your friendship will linger on forever…
Friendship: A coin is easy to earn...
A friend is hard to find...
The coin depreciates...
But...
A friend appreciates...
I lost a coin when I smashed you...
But it is ok because I got you...
Funny : I love you...
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Because Menaka Gandhi said ” People should love animals"
Funny: Fool like you...
No demands...
No expectations...
It just requires two people...
One cool like me
And one fool like you!
Friendship: I dont want a friend...
Who smiles when I smile...
Who weeps when I weep...
For my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
Friendship: Natpin adaiyalam...
Vizhi moodi irunthalum ninaivugal pirivathillai...
Endrum ivai punithamana natpin adaiyalam...
Quotes: I am the owner...
But My friends got all cleared...
My friends are employees of Microsoft...
But I am the owner of Microsoft...
--- Bill Gates.
Friedship: Dedicated to all...
Have I ever done something harmful to you?
Or...
Did I speak something bad about you to others?
Then why the hell did you do this to me?
Why didnt you tell that you were going to leave me alone?
-- Words spoken by a man of his friends dead body...
Dedicated to all friends who miss their friends!
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
Friendship: Crossing your mind...
I feel very happy...
Do you know why?
Because that one minute I am crossing your mind and passing over your heart...
Friendship : Who love you without any communication...
Who take care without any hesitation...
Who remember you without limitation...
And
Who love you without any communication...
Friendship: Best friend forever...
Words behind your silence and love behind your anger...
You can believe you have found your
“Best Friend forever”
Funny: To Believe these words....
You are 100% lovely...
You are 100% sweet...
You are 100% nice...
And...
You are 100% stupid to believe these words...
Funny: What is A B C D E F G ?
A Boy can do everything for Girl.
Now reverse the order...
Can you guess the full form of G F E D C B A ?
Girls forget everything done & catches(new) Boy again...
Love: Stronger heart to continue...
It takes a stronger heart to continue...
To love after it has been hurt...
Monday, 10 August 2009
Friendship : Until it to be lost....
The value of its seldom known until it be lost.
Friendship: Who is always there...
Or catch a rainbow fair...
But let me be what I know best...
A friend who is always there.
Good night: Have a nice dream...
Lock the door...
Turn off the lights...
Join you in bed..
I will come closer to you...
My lips near your face..
And I will shout..
Good night! Have a nice dream!
Friendship: I am your friend...
I will proudly tell the world “Hey! That’s my friend!”
But when you lose...
I will sit by your side...
Hold your hand and say, “Hey I am your friend”
Independance day : To be made perfect....
It needs to be made perfect
Funny: Is Life boring?
Type I love <space> (lover name),
And ...
Send it to all your relatives...
Apuram paru
Bore adikathu...
Oore adikkum...
Try it ya?
Quotes: Success is the problem...
Success is the problem...
Failure is the formula...
You cant solve the problem without knowing the formula.
Sunday, 9 August 2009
Friendship : Loving friend in my life...
But...
I always like you for endless reasons...
I have one good reason that you are my ever loving friend in my life...:
Friendship: Friends with pricetags...
Because...
If he did, I can't afford a precious friend like you!
Jokes: Take it and give me later...
Boss: Take the message and give me later!
Friendship: Sharing an honest...
a conversation...
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Love: As much as tomorrow...
But...
Not as much as I will tomorrow...
Nice : What is more painful?
When a person whom you trust hurts you..
Or...
The person whom you hurt, still trusts you...
Good night: Dream of me....
Dream of palace...
Dream of a Face...
Dream of sea...
But..
When you dream of a friend...
Dream of me only...
Good Night dear!
Nice: Pain of mother...
A human body can bear a pain of 45 dels (unit of pain) of pain while alive.
But when a woman gives birth she bears 56 dels of pain...
We already give deadly pain to her at our birth itself...
So dont hurt her hereafter...
Love your mother than anyother!
Jokes: 150 methods to become rich...
Man : Then why are you begging..?
Beggar : This is one of the best methods...
Good morning: Choco morning!
Friday, 7 August 2009
Funny: Kiss you without touching...
Girl: Impossible!
Boy: 5 Rs Bet.
Girl: Ok.
( Boy Kissed her very tightly)
Girl: Hey You touch me.
Boy: Ok . You win. Take 5 Rs.
Boys rocks...
Funny: Girls are ....
Girls are 75% Sweet...
Girls are 85% Sexy...
Girls are 90% Naughty...
Girls are 100% Lovely...
Totally
70+75+85+90+100= Girls are 420.
Love: Beautiful chapters in my life!
But if I get to read it again,
I will come across you sure.
Because You are one of the most beautiful chapters in my life...
Funny: When There is confusion...
.
.
.
Eat BINGO...
No confusion great combination!
Toinnnng! :)
Good Night: Iniya kanavugalodu Iravu vanakam...
Un vizhi vasalil nan kaval irupen...
Intha iravu iniya iravagattum...
Iniya kanavugalodu iravu vanakam!
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Friendship: Meaning of Friendship...
Forever
Responsible
Intelligent
Eager to mail
Nice
Divine
Simple
Heartly
Iinterested
Peaceful
Funny: God cant make the same mistake again...
Another Sun - Possible
Another Sky - Possible
Another Friend like you - Impossible
Because God cant make the same mistake twice...
Funny: Pennai parthal...
Kannula mannu pattalum...
ponnu pattalum...
Patta kannula kanneer Nichayam...
By,
Pennai parthal Mannai parpor sangam...
Quotes: Try to prove that...
But ...
Never attempt to prove that others are wrong ...
Love: Filled my Life with lots of hapiness...
I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you...
Without you life seems to be boring...
You came and filled my life with lots of happiness...
Love you very much.
Friendship: Friends only my world...
Ivargalthan un nanbargal endru...
Pavam...
Ulagathirku theriyathu ...
Nanbargalthan en unlagam endru...
Funny: My heart started singing a song...
You were looking so fine..
Your face so divine...
Your walk so perfect.
My Heart started singing a sweet Song:
"Who let the Dogs Out"!
Abbreviation: Message me...
Manasula
Eirukira
Santhosangal
Sogangal
Anubangal
Galatakal
Ellathaiyum velipadaiya solrathu...
So MESSAGE me...
Friendship: Love a good friendship...
Aanal Santosame valkaiyaga vendumendral nalla "Natpai" nesi...!
Funny: Intelligent And Stupid...
Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy
Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affair
Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage !
Miss you: Think of you every time...
Manathil ninaithu parkkum sugame Inbam.
So I think of you every time in my heart...
Love: Engraved in my heart...
But you are my love that I wont forget..
Your name is so precious,It will never grow old..
Its engraved in my Heart with letters of Gold!
Funny: Six birds in a tree...
A man ready to shoot...
Five birds fly away...
But One bird was sitting...
Why?
?
?
?
Kolyppu ( Unnai mathiriye!)...
Friendship: It is a place...
Where Dreams are Nurtured, Shared, Celebrated
A place where happiness begins...
Humour: Sarakku rail
Man 2: Ipathan Mikela sonnanga" Innum stru nerathil Sarakku Rail
Friendship: Carefully gifted by God...
Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God...
Wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God...
Good Morning: New day New blessing...
Dont let yesterday's failures...
Ruin the beauty of today...
Because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness...
Good Morning...
Funny: Can you lend me ?
I need it.
Please help me out...
I know you have it...
I wil return it .
Sardar asks to ATM machine!
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
Funny: Idiot Competition...
GOD said, "Oh No! Another Idiot"...
When you were born...
GOD said, "Oh No! Competition".
Who knew one day these two will become Friends forever!
Funny: You can send anything...
It doesnt mean you have to do the same...
You can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other Gifts...
So start Today!
Quotes: When you were born...
you were crying and everyone round you was smiling...
Live your life...
So that when you die...
You are the one who is smiling and everyone round you is crying..
Love: I dream about you every night...
I shiver when your in sight...
I long to hold you close and tight...
I want be there with all my might...
I am just hoping I am the girl who is right.!
Funny: Everyone should have a friend like you...
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you...
Why should only I suffer!?
Funny: I will laugh again...
If you cry I will cry...
If you laugh I will laugh...
If you jump out of the window...
I will look down and then...
I will laugh again...
Love: Live with broken Heart...
But I love her with every seconds...
Not because she has broken my heart...
But she as thought me to live with broken heart...
Love: Love the one who you loves more than you..
Who can die for you...
Smile for the one..
Who cries for you...
Fight for the one..
Who protects you...
And Love the one..
Who loves you more than you!
Quotes: Dont count what you lost...
Dont count what you lost...
Cherish what you have...
And plan what to gain...
Because Past never Returns,
But Future may Return the Lost...
Funny: Smoke Everyday...
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool SMS
E=everyday
So please feel free to Smoke.
I request you to be a Chain Smoker...
Love: Lots of fish in the sea...
'There are lots of other fish in the sea.'
Friendship: Value to survival...
It has no survival value...
Rather is one of those things that give value to survival.!
Funny: Nominee for best friend...
But the winner is me because I have you...!
Smile: To give you a smile...
Leave one of your own...
Because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
Love: Care is not just in front...
But It is how much you think of the one even in their absence
And do things for them...
Quotes: Enjoy every second of Life...
Where we can see back.
But...
We cant go back.
So dont miss anything...
Just Enjoy every second of Life...
Quotes: Choose correct way in your Life....
There is no use of running fast ...
When you are in the wrong road..
So First choose correct way in your Life!
Miss you: Pain is not felt...
It is really felt when you live each day without them
With their memories in your heart...
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Humour: Shortest Resignation letter...
Respected Sir,
I love your wife.
Yours sincerely,
Jokes: Get sugar from...
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher: ....!!!
Friendship: Keep in touch...
It's beautiful when watered with love, hug, tears and cheers...
But it dries up if left untouched...
So keep in touch always!
Friendship: Why do exist If I am there?
Love asked Friendship :
“Why do you exist if I am there?”
Friendship replied:
“To give a smile to those eyes in which you leave Tears.”
Love: Keep love in your Heart...
A life without it is like a sunless garden
When the flowers are dead.!
Good Morning: A Rainbow of every Storm!
A Rainbow for every storm,
A Smile for every tear,
A Promise for every Care,
An answer to every prayer!
Funny: Has any money?
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, You men are all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about you!
Funny: The Star of India...
"LUX" the soap of India.
"AMUL" the taste of India.
"YOU" the loose of India..!
Sender:
The Star of India..haha..
Quotes: Lines which teaches a lot...
"Dont fall for anyone in Life,
Until they are ready to catch you!"
Good night: Old Chinese Mythology...
Ghosts exist in the world.
When some person dies who has any wishes yet to be fulfilled, will roam like Ghost.
They are often found in lonely places.
It will sit and watch Human activities from any attractive place.
Since it wants us to hear it sorrows,
It is mostly found near balcony,
Bedroom window,
Ceiling fan,
On single chair,
Next room,
Tree branches,
Or it may be reading this sms by the side of your head!
Anyway forget it.
You sleep well.
Good night!
Friendship: This friend is for you....
He lovingly touched it and it turned into you,
And then he gifted it to me and said this friends is for you.
Monday, 3 August 2009
Love: Think about it...
There must be higher love...
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above...
Without it, life is a wasted time...
Look inside your heart, I will look inside mine.
Quotes: Everyone has a talent...
What is rare is the courage
To follow the talent to the dark place where it leads...
Quotes: God solves your problems...
When God solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities…
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
Friendship: The Strongest person in the world...
Then you are the strongest person in the world..
Funny: Result is near!
My days are going useless...
So I asked God “Is this love?”
God replied “No dear!Result is near!"
Jokes: Shopping Early...
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early...
Judge: Well, that is not a crime.
Anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: Before opening the shop….
Funny: The only boy I ever loved...
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want ten cards of them.
Funny: Dream Makes everything...
Hope makes everything work...
Love makes everything beautiful...
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth!
Smile: Miles of Smile...
While u smile...
Smile another smile...
Soon there will be miles...
And miles of smiles is just u smile...
I hope your day is full of smiles…
Good Morning!
Funny: I am a cartoonist...
You would be my picture!
If I was a poet...
You would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I am only a cartoonist..!
Friendship: Dont let your friends go...
But sometime we dont have anyone when we need...
So dont let your best buddies go ever...
Friendship: You cannot escape from my heart...
The rat can escape from cat...
But you cannot escape from my heart...
You are always my good friend!
Love: You are my darling...
Your love makes my days so very bright...
Just knowing you are my darling...
Love: Nan unnai parkumbothu...
Nan unnai parkumbothu...
Nee mannai parkirai...
Ennaivida man alagaga irukkiratha sol...
Unakaga Mannodu man agiren...
Friendship: A Very toching moment...
And your friend looks into your eyes and says " Ok. Now tell me the truth. Whats your problem?"
Quotes: Secret of Success...
Right decisions...
How do you make Right decisions?
Experience...
How do you get experience?
Wrong decision...
Friendship: Impossible to forget...
Harder to leave...
And impossible to forget...
Love: Speak Less to people...
Because if they cant understand your silence…
They can never understand your words…
Quotes: Choose the best place...
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus, it shine like a pearl.
So choose the best place, where you would shine...
Friendship : Silent gift of Nature!
More old ...
More strong...
More deep...
More clear...
More close...
More warm...
Less words...
More understanding...
Funny: Find your brain...
And I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I will leave...
I cant find a brain...
Good Night: I wanna wish you...
Thinking about the person I care most ...
The person that came into my mind is you
So just wanna wish u good night...
Friendship: Why I always very Lucky?
Why I always consider myself very lucky? And I should be...
Bcause I have such a nice loving,carring friend like you...
Friendaship: Life is Lie...
When "F" is missing...
"F" is nothing ...
But your Friendship...
Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my Life…
Good evening: Always have time to disturb...
Hours are too Fast...
Seconds are too Few...
But there is always time for me to disturb You!!
Good Evening!
Sunday, 2 August 2009
Funny: I think of you!
At noon I do not eat because I think of you...
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you...
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry!!
Quotes: Start Everyday with a Smile...
And get it over with.
- W.C. Fields
Friendship: Respect friends...
But...
Love those who don’t consult their timetable when you need them!!
Friendship: The value of its...
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Funny: Uyir illatha malarai kooda...
Aanal namakaga uyirairaiye kodupavarai mattum nesikka yen yosikirom.
So love
Chicken, Mutton...
Friendship: A Friend is someone who knows...
And can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Friendship: To live a life I need you...
To have heartbeat I need a heart...
To have heart I need happiness...
To have happiness I need a friend...
For a friend I need you always...
Friendship: Greatest Feeling...
But I realized that loving a friend is even better...
We lose people we love...
But we never lose true friends...
Friendship: Meaning of Friendship
But if you havenot learnt the meaning of friendship,
You really havenot learnt anything.
Friendship: A Good friend...
Catches the second
And stops the third.....
Friendship: I dont want to waste...
So you better take care of yourself
Because I dont want to waste another lifetime to find a such a sweet Friend...
Friendship:Friends are the thermometers...
By
Which we may judge the temperature of our fortunes...
Friendship: It is like waves...
Your heart as a Seashore...
Friends like waves...
It never matters how many there are...
What matters is how many touch the seashore?
Friendship: Become a Best friend!
Answer:
When his dialouge "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
Friendship: It has No Limit!
Bank has money limit...
Exam has time limit...
Building has height limit...
But Friendship has No limit!
Friendship: Ocean will never change!
But Friendship is Ocean.
Fashion will Change.
But Ocean will never Change!
Thats Friendship!
Friendship: Friends are gifts...
Wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness
And trimmed with kisses and smiles,
Given by God to stay
Not just for a day, but for life.
Friendship: How long be Friends?
I remained silent
Because
I didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.
Friendship: If friends were flowers...
I would not pick you!
I will let you grow in the garden...
And cultivate you with love and care
So I can keep you as a friend forever!!
Friendship: You are my Heartbeats!
Their are four chambers in my heart
One for my father ...
One for my mother ...
One for my sister ...
One for god…
Sorry friend I was not able to give you any place in my heart...
Because friend like you are my heartbeats.
Friendship: It has no end!
Square has four ends...
Trinagle has three ends...
Line has two ends...
But
Circle of our friendship has no end...
Friendship: Happy Friendship day!
C.F- Close Friend +
D.F- Dear Friend +
G.F- Good Friend +
L.F- Lovely Friend +
Q.F- Quite Friend +
S.F- Sweet Friendku
Happy Friendship Day!
Friendship: Oru kannil thoosi vilunthal...
Oru kannil thoosi pattal iru kangalum kalangi vidum...!
Athuthan Friendship!
Friendship: It is like SMS...
Athu varumbothe attend pannanum...
But
Friendship enbathu SMS pola...
Automatica Inboxla save agidum.