Love: I wish I was your blanket

I wish I was your blanket,

I wish I was your bed,

I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,

I want to be around you,

I want to hold you tight,

And be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

Love: If you are mad at me ...

If you are mad at me,

You might just as well give me all my kisses back!

Funny:Do it ten times...

Never kiss a Lawyer woman

She will say 'I OBJECT THIS'

Never Kiss a Nurse

She will say "WHO IS NEXT"

Always Kiss a Teacher

She will say " DO IT TEN TIMES"