I heard that your friend is going to marry a mental girl

Wife: I heard that your friend is going to marry a mental girl. Why don't you stop him?

Husband: Why should I? Did he stop me?

Wife:!!!

Banta cam out of Exam hall

Banta  cam out of Exam hall very sad.

Santa asked ,”Why?”

He said, “Oye, I don't know past tense of “THINK”. I Thought and Thought and finally I wrote Thunk!”

Sema Mokka

Sema Mokka:

Oru Arakkan Oru Araakeyoda Kovilukku ponan.

But Kovil doora open panna mudila.

Why?

Because…

Ara-Key-yoda thane ponan… Mulu  Keyoda pogala…

LKG Terrors

LKG Terrors:

Boy1: Hida machan.. Evening namma pasangala koopittukittu school gate kitta nillu. Oru mukkiyamana velai irukku.

Boy2: Enna matter da?

Boy1: PreKG padikira en figurea oruthan davudaran. Avana podanum.

Boy2: Pasangalukku Lalipop vaangi tha maamu. Mattera asaulta panniduvanga.